They are all locked into their contracts. No one is outing themselves or anyone else

We know that fans have been waiting and hoping that one or more members of this music group would come out of the closet. Well, we have some news for you! NO ONE in the group is coming out this year. Absolutely NO ONE! We know that this is bound to disappoint many of you who have this idea in your head about how to live life. You keep hoping for that storybook ending where everyone will be honest about who they really are and who they really love. Well, it’s not going to happen with this group. At least not this year. Here is what you can expect: The straight one who is in a real committed relationship with a woman will continue to behave naturally.

All that talk about fidelity is just to keep her big fish on the hook

These two celebrities are dating. He is the more famous of the two. The relationship was originally fabricated in a publicist’s office (no formal contract), but the two actually like each other, and are now really dating. The most interesting thing about this relationship is that they have never had sex! She tells him that she will only sleep with a guy after they’ve been dating X number of months, are seeing only each other, that fidelity is so important to her, etc. While at first he found this annoying and a bit provincial, he is now buying into it. He really likes this about her and he tells all his friends how impressed he is with her moral values. It makes him want her more. What he doesn’t know is that she is actually casually sleeping with another guy. The girl just loves a hookup. All that talk about fidelity is just to keep her big fish on the hook. It’s working, too.

This band-in-a-hotel story happened a few months ago

Part 1, 2, 3: This band-in-a-hotel story happened a few months ago. The story started to leak out, but the band’s management and PR team made a series of calls and successfully stuffed it back into the closet so it wouldn’t hurt their reputation. But we’re going to tell you all about it now! This very popular band was staying at a nice hotel in a foreign country. As usual, there were a large number of fans waiting outside the hotel to try and meet them after the show. However, the band members wanted to blow off a little steam first, so they didn’t go back to the hotel. Instead they went out to a club, drank heavily and snorted a ton of cocaine. Yes, despite their lovely image, they do drugs. Lots of drugs. They were so drunk and high and out of control that that their management didn’t want them interacting with any fans at all when they returned.