I think she is using them as an ad campaign

Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is not having to pay the pap traveling with her but does spend 30 minutes a day making sure he gets that day’s shot to sell to tabloids around the world. I think she is using them as an ad campaign, and not for producers to cast her.

Disney will NEVER hire her. In fact, no one wants to hire her.

This actress – who was adorable as a child actor – has gotten more attention for her unstable behavior than her professional accomplishments in the past few years. She has recently been talking about film projects she is considering. She talks as if they are actually happening. Turns out, it’s all talk. Whenever she talks about doing a a sequel of [a film from more than ten years ago] or playing the part of [a Disney character], it is all wishful thinking on her part. Disney will NEVER hire her.

This former A-lister has found a good place in their life

Finally... This former A-lister has found a good place in their life. After all the drugs and alcohol and legal problems, they're considered to be stable by the people around them. 'This is the best [name omitted] has been for likely a decade,' whispers a friend. 'I pray that it lasts.' As do we all.

Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

I know I have talked about our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort a lot this week, but it just is the gift that keeps on giving, much like if you have unprotected sex with her. Anyway, she pulled several hairs out of the head of this D list celebrity offspring who is hooking up with this bazillionaire. Apparently this former A+ list reality star set the whole thing up in return for a $1 M deal to buy some of her overpriced products. Our escort wanted the guy for herself.

Accents not included.

Apparently if she would like to continue being allowed in the country to work and to get paid for sleeping with someone in the very upper echelons in the country’s government, this former almost A- list actress turned escort has to promote the country. Accents not included.