Lindsay Lohan – Page 9

She is now trying to play madam to make one of her patrons happy

Our favorite former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is now trying to play madam to make one of her patrons happy. I think she probably told him that she knows this A list actress/"singer"/former reality star and said it was no problem to set up a date with her. Now, she will probably be beaten again for not following through. Hey, at least the sibling managed to get out of the business before she got sucked in too deeply.

She agreed to stop trash talking her ex

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had to remove some social media posts because of a NDA she signed. She agreed to stop trash talking her ex and in return he dropped all criminal charges against her for stealing nearly $250K worth of items.

Crazy knife moves

2 knives. 2 celebs. 2 gossips.

Must be why she was in such a forgiving mood.

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned professional escort apparently is back on the possible marriage train after a weekend of participating in some of the most degrading sexual acts possible. Must be why she was in such a forgiving mood.

She has been in and out of rehab twice in the past seven months

The much less famous sibling of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress you all know so well has been in and out of rehab twice in the past seven months.

Our actress has not only slept with her stepmother but also helped her dad find actors and producers

This troubled actress can probably trace most of her problems as an adult back to the way her dad treated her. Our actress, who is probably still A- list despite her failings and rehab stays and other issues doesn’t seem to be breaking free of issues from her dad which have been documented on the site in detail for a decade.

The producers had caught on to this whole behind the scenes thing going on and changed the shooting order

A friend of mine was a child actress back in the day on a hit sitcom. Now she makes much more money starring in a long running network cartoon. Anyway, she told me about a movie she filmed about a decade ago.

She got some guy to pay for the loaned jewelry

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort was hounded for some loaned jewelry for the past week or so. Apparently our actress wanted to keep it for herself without paying. Ultimately she got some guy she met in the last few days to pay for it for her.

She told everyone at the party that she has slept with this A+++ list celebrity.

At a drunken get together this weekend, this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort who has a minor in theft told everyone at the party that she has slept with this A+++ list celebrity. He was married and she was living in his city for a few months as she figured out what to do with her life. Right before she left the country for what seems like good.

Literally no celebrities want anything to do with our favorite actress turned escort.

Literally no celebrities want anything to do with our favorite actress turned escort. She told her bosses at a club she could bring out tons of celebs for her birthday party but no one is willing to come.

She is being offered mom roles.

She looks so old that even though she is barely in her 30’s, the parts this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is being offered are generally the mom roles. Oh, and not mom to newborns. Nope, mom to teenagers.

If you fall asleep or take a shower, everything you brought with you, may in fact be stolen by her

If you hire this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort for the night, spend your time with her at a hotel. Also, you should be aware that if you fall asleep or take a shower, everything you brought with you, may in fact be stolen by her.