This foreign born former A+ list television actor who comes from an acting family and it is arguable who in the family is higher on the list, was in a restaurant. Our actor was seated and began touching his tablecloth and remarking how it was the greatest texture he ever felt and was soon sprawled over the table trying to touch more of it.

This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is on his second hit network show loves to play in a band. Everyone knows he loves to drink. When on tour, someone has to sleep in the same room as him to keep him from bringing anyone back or wandering out of his room in the middle of the night.

You know who has kicked booze since early summer? This foreign born almost permanent A list television actor who had a long running television show and loves a good pirate movie.

In addition to dropping almost $250K to record his album, this B+ list mostly television actor doing a famous reboot about to start paid $25K to a tabloid to say nice things about his record.

This foreign born A list mostly television actor who stars on a long running hit network show has had multiple trips to rehab over the past few years. Most have been very quiet trips. His first love, who was with him for years and left a part of herself with him died of a drug overdose. Both of them bonded over drugs and our actor has struggled with them for years.

At one point in time this A- list mostly television actor had a couple year run as an A list movie actor. He did a lot of his own stunts then and now sits on set of his network tv show and pops pain pills all day long. By the end of the day he is one oxy loaded dude.

This A-list television actor spent last Christmas off his ass on booze. It was such a rampage that he booked himself into a short rehab stint in the aftermath. This year he's hoping to just 'get through' without a 'hiccup.' We doubt it somewhat.

This A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show is beloved by many. He might not be so beloved when you realize he broke up the marriage of his current girlfriend. The two met and she dumped her husband for the actor who knew she was married.