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August 10, 2020

He was knocking over food and just loving the textures.

This foreign born former A+ list television actor who comes from an acting family and it is arguable who in the family is higher on the list, was in a restaurant. Our actor was seated and began touching his tablecloth and remarking how it was the greatest texture he ever felt and was soon sprawled over the table trying to touch more of it.
February 19, 2018

Everyone knows he loves to drink.

This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who is on his second hit network show loves to play in a band. Everyone knows he loves to drink. When on tour, someone has to sleep in the same room as him to keep him from bringing anyone back or wandering out of his room in the middle of the night.
December 5, 2017

You know who has kicked booze since early summer?

You know who has kicked booze since early summer? This foreign born almost permanent A list television actor who had a long running television show and loves a good pirate movie.
June 29, 2017

He paid $25K to a tabloid to say nice things about his record

In addition to dropping almost $250K to record his album, this B+ list mostly television actor doing a famous reboot about to start paid $25K to a tabloid to say nice things about his record.
April 21, 2017

His first love, who was with him for years and left a part of herself with him died of a drug overdose.

This foreign born A list mostly television actor who stars on a long running hit network show has had multiple trips to rehab over the past few years. Most have been very quiet trips. His first love, who was with him for years and left a part of herself with him died of a drug overdose. Both of them bonded over drugs and our actor has struggled with them for years.
March 10, 2017

By the end of the day he is one oxy loaded dude.

At one point in time this A- list mostly television actor had a couple year run as an A list movie actor. He did a lot of his own stunts then and now sits on set of his network tv show and pops pain pills all day long. By the end of the day he is one oxy loaded dude.
December 25, 2016

This year he’s hoping to just get through without a hiccup.

This A-list television actor spent last Christmas off his ass on booze. It was such a rampage that he booked himself into a short rehab stint in the aftermath. This year he's hoping to just 'get through' without a 'hiccup.' We doubt it somewhat.
May 9, 2014

The two met and she dumped her husband for the actor who knew she was married

This A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show is beloved by many. He might not be so beloved when you realize he broke up the marriage of his current girlfriend. The two met and she dumped her husband for the actor who knew she was married.
February 14, 2014

Our actor even has the disabled placard

This aging former A list mostly movie actor who has a nice career resurgence with a hot franchise might be more famous for who he sired than his own work, at least with a younger generation. Anyway, our actor looked great running up and down the street for his CrossFit class and when he finished walked over to his car parked right in the street in a disabled spot. Our actor even has the disabled placard. Nice.