Hugh Jackman – Foxella

August 28, 2019

2 blinds in a row

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor is using a new medium to pick up different men every night which is unusual for him since he protects his closeted self religiously. His wife might not be able to stick around for much more of this. / The A- list ingenue is hooking up with married pastor of her church.

June 2, 2019

2 blinds in a row

MET GALA: The sunglassed one hated the outfit of the wife of the foreign born dual threat A/A list actor. She thought it looked like a prom dress from Sixteen Candles. / Another night where the spouse of the foreign born permanent closeted A list mostly movie actor/sometime host was out alone. This is happening much more frequently as he spends more time with his boyfriend and she establishes a life for herself that is not reliant on the actor.

March 9, 2019

Adderall is his drug of choice because he has it prescribed to him.

If I had to guess on the actual drug, I would put money on Adderall. This foreign born A list dual threat actor was jacked up on something at an event overseas and running around like crazy. Adderall is his drug of choice because he has it prescribed to him.

February 24, 2019

Whenever he calls both his home and cell phone, no one answers.

What former superhero franchise star's PR people sent an order not to ask him any questions about his frequent collaborator, that disgraced director, at an event a few nights ago?

February 8, 2019

I don’t think he has any idea the things the other actor has done

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is branching into new things in 2019 is trying to hang on to that image he has so carefully constructed over the years. A fellow foreign born A+ lister is along for the ride but I don't think has any idea the things the other actor has done. Probably.

February 5, 2019

That time must be getting close because the trades are doing puff pieces

A couple of months ago I wrote about this closeted foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor and how his world would come crashing down when victims of the disgraced director also placed our actor in the same parties participating in the same events. That time must be getting close because the trades are doing puff pieces which they rarely do and the bot armies are out in force defending him.

January 2, 2019

He is doing the same thing when talking about his wife

You know how Jada Pinkett Smith used to never end an interview without talking about her wonderful sex life with Will and how we never believed it. This foreign born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor is doing the same thing when talking about his wife.

December 14, 2018

I wonder what his answer will be

This married closeted A+ list mostly movie actor is just recycling the same answer he has been giving for years about his sexuality. When one of the young men he coerced into having sex decides to speak, I wonder what his answer will be.

December 9, 2018

He knows he might be on the chopping block with the magazine article

This closeted foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor has been bringing out his wife more in the last month than he has in the 18 months before that. He knows he might be on the chopping block with the magazine article and wants to get a bunch of positive publicity to offset whatever damage it causes.

November 5, 2018

3 blinds in a row

He has been rapidly losing weight over the past few weeks / The tape her ex has been showing everyone and is resigned to the fact that one of the friends he shared it with is going to post it online / This former A+/A list mostly television actor also took a run at some very bad acting in meh movies has another show now which has had its share of controversies.

October 24, 2018

He knows his brand is about to be torn to shreds.

For years and years, this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor has worked hard on his public brand. He wants you to believe he is a happy, always in a good mood, loving husband and doting father. Yes, there have always been those who talk about him being closeted, but the checkout line gossip readers see none of that. They just see covers of magazines reinforcing his good looks and the message his people have been spewing out to the masses.

September 18, 2018

4 blinds in a row

Date night last night with his long time boyfriend for this married foreign born closeted A+ list mostly movie actor. / From what I understand, all of the actresses from this cable show are banding together and will refuse to appear on an after show about their show. / This former A+ list mostly movie actress from an early age to a much later age basically has just given up acting. / This alliterate A- list mostly television actress who did something else in entertainment back in the day is on thin ice with the guy supposedly going to be her husband.