2 blinds in a row

This B+ list mostly movie actress who is in a big award winning film this season/model is hooking up with the married to a celebrity head of a company she models for. / This former A- list singer who really has given that up for reality show judging got new breast implants for her wealthy businessman benefactor.

2 blinds in a row

This married celebrity billionaire who owns a huge fashion house forces his ex to hook up with him several times a year if she wants extra child support. / The actress girlfriend of this Academy Award winner who is in an acting family and not even the most famous in the family has been barred from meeting anyone in the family because she has not signed an NDA.

4 blinds in a row

This foreign born permanent A- list mostly movie actress is having to suffer the shame yet again of her husband impregnating another woman. / Apparently the disgraced producer is trying to sell a documentary about himself told completely from his point of view. / This former child actress turned tween actress turned host/actress was wasted out of her mind at a premiere last night. Totally blitzed. This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network sitcom had a great movie year. She also got dumped by a boyfriend who didn't want to come in second to award season.

She remains married to her husband… for now at least..

Back in the day, no matter how rich the guy was, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee would have dumped a guy she was with if he got another woman pregnant. Not the case any longer though because, for now at least, she remains married to her husband.

She had several people desperate to keep her dry

After having an employee of her husband fired last year for not keeping the rain away from our actress, she had several people desperate to keep her dry at an event this year. This A list Academy Award nominee/winner actress said it is one of the perks to being married to someone rich.

If it was a movie the good guy would have won

This had the chance to be a full blown love story. If it was a movie the good guy would have won. Unfortunately it is real life and that sometimes gets in the way of happy endings. Not the happy endings of massage parlors but happy endings like we enjoy in movies. Give a test audience a movie that doesn't have a happy ending and it better be something magical or they are going to force you to change it. Anyway, these two were meant for each other. She is a foreign born A list mostly movie actress and he is a foreign born A list mostly movie actor. They first hooked up on the set of a movie and they never left each other. From day one through the end of filming they slept together and ate together and worked together. Sure, they made a crap movie but they had love or lust or passion or something. Sure he needed rehab and she had been juggling some complicated other relationships but it was love or lust or passion or something.