27 12, 2020

He also made some noise about wanting a DNA test

Speaking of pregnancies, and fathers, the baby daddy for this A- list actress has been pretty much MIA for the entirety of the pregnancy. It was always going to be that way. He also made some noise about wanting a DNA test, but it is his for sure.

30 09, 2020

He might not actually be the father.

I have previously told you that the pregnancy involving a celebrity offspring who is much higher on the list than her parental unit but way down the list compared to another relative happened during some ex se.x. There is some buzz that perhaps the ex turned boyfriend again, might not actually be the father.

29 09, 2020

Splitsville

This celebrity offspring who has exceeded the parental unit on the list has split with her on again off again ex, despite the upcoming life event.

30 06, 2020

2 blinds in a row

This A list producer who backs down like a baby when confronted by anyone he can't bully bailed on seeing his kids on Father's Day. / Considering how often this A- list actress takes breaks from her actor boyfriend, I'm guessing the pregnancy thing happened during makeup se-x.

30 05, 2020

She didn’t need that struggle in her life.

Definitely the second most famous in this acting family is this A- list actress. Her alcoholic actor boyfriend was too much to deal with full time during quarantine, and she has been spending more time alone. Good for her. She didn't need that struggle in her life.

5 04, 2020

2 blinds in a row

This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring, but higher on the list than her parental unit has been having 12-20 people over every night to her place during the past week. / It appears the only time this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor spends time with his newborn is when social media shames him into doing it.

6 02, 2020

Our actress is not confining it to booze

This A-/B+ list celebrity offspring is back using again, which everyone could see coming when she started dating the actor/booze lover. Our actress is not confining it to booze though, she is back also doing coke.

17 08, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This celebrity who also happens to be an A+ list winter sports athlete most of you should know should be grateful there wasn't someone who called her for drug testing after the weekend she had. / The A- list celebrity offspring/addict and her drunken B+ list actor boyfriend got into a crazy argument at her place the other night which ended with smashed windows and broken dinnerware all over the house. / The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned esc-ort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.

16 07, 2019

He has been fired from lots of things for his drinking.

This foreign born A- list actress who is a very good actress and has been nominated/won for her acting says her A-/B+ list co-star has not shown up for filming of a movie sober even one day. He has been fired from lots of things for his drinking. He and the substance abusing offspring are probably not the best match as a couple because of it.

25 07, 2018

Our actress used several expletives when declining.

The long time on again/off again actor ex of this A-/B+ list actress/celebrity offspring went through rehab and wanted to discuss things with the actress while he was in rehab. The counselors all thought it would help him in his recovery. Our actress used several expletives when declining.