4 blinds in a row: April 25, 2023

4 blinds in a row: he is going to be exposed very soon / she is almost two decades younger than his youngest kid / yachting on an almost daily basis / The stylist is apparently an idiot and lucky to have a job.

The only reason they stayed together is because of the baby.

This A- list actress controlled the narrative about how long she was with this A-/B+ list actor. The only reason they stayed together as long as they claimed, which isn't true, is because of the baby. He has been partying pretty much nonstop with the former A- list actress who has seen her career take a nosedive the past several years.

The actress was in disbelief that she was unknown to the barista.

This A- list mostly television actress who left a long running hit show because she was too good for it until she had to come crawling back because she couldn't find work, got angry at a barista because they didn't know who she was and asked for her name for the order. The actress was in disbelief that she was unknown to the barista.

He also made some noise about wanting a DNA test

Speaking of pregnancies, and fathers, the baby daddy for this A- list actress has been pretty much MIA for the entirety of the pregnancy. It was always going to be that way. He also made some noise about wanting a DNA test, but it is his for sure.

He might not actually be the father.

I have previously told you that the pregnancy involving a celebrity offspring who is much higher on the list than her parental unit but way down the list compared to another relative happened during some ex se.x. There is some buzz that perhaps the ex turned boyfriend again, might not actually be the father.

Splitsville

This celebrity offspring who has exceeded the parental unit on the list has split with her on again off again ex, despite the upcoming life event.

2 blinds in a row

This A list producer who backs down like a baby when confronted by anyone he can't bully bailed on seeing his kids on Father's Day. / Considering how often this A- list actress takes breaks from her actor boyfriend, I'm guessing the pregnancy thing happened during makeup se-x.

She didn’t need that struggle in her life.

Definitely the second most famous in this acting family is this A- list actress. Her alcoholic actor boyfriend was too much to deal with full time during quarantine, and she has been spending more time alone. Good for her. She didn't need that struggle in her life.