Emily Ratajkowski

January 7, 2020

If she had been, she would have gone.

This hard to spell model didn't turn down a huge recent invite located outside of the country because she wasn't invited. If she had been, she would have gone.

January 5, 2020

The model didn’t even say a word.

The significant other of this hard to spell A- list model told a waitress the other day that she was too ugly to be serving the public. The model didn't even say a word.

October 22, 2019

She has no idea her husband has been cheating on her

This hard to spell model who loves getting half naked online, wants to be an actress and is married has no idea her husband has been cheating on her.

April 21, 2019

Apparently they are trying to determine what the pair does everyday and if they qualify for the exemption they claim

The hard to spell model and her husband are being watched by an investigator pertaining to their recent legal matter. Apparently they are trying to determine what the pair does everyday and if they qualify for the exemption they claim.

April 10, 2019

Apparently neither are very good about reporting their income to the IRS

This A- list model and her husband are embroiled in a legal controversy right now. The thing is though, apparently neither are very good about reporting their income to the IRS and are afraid this will bring it to the light.

September 19, 2018

He is cheating on his long time girlfriend

Why yes, it is weird that this very very rich some time reality star with celebrity offspring is cheating on his long time girlfriend with a frequent yachter/very good friend/model of his offspring who supposedly has a significant other.

July 14, 2018

He is not even hiding it any longer.

As I told you when she got married, this foreign born A list model/part-time actress was going to get crushed when she discovered her husband would not stop cheating just because they got married. The only thing it would do would be to make it more inconvenient to have to hide it. He is not even hiding it any longer.

June 23, 2018

She is always carrying their product but they don’t want to have anything to do with her.

This foreign born B/B- list actress/model with the hard name to spell has been trying to land a sponsorship gig with a certain kind of foreign based/kind of not company. She is always carrying their product but they don't want to have anything to do with her.

April 24, 2018

Probably going to hold that over her during any divorce negotiations.

This foreign born A list model at least on her Instagram probably is unaware that her brand new significant other secretly recorded them having sex on at least one occasion. Probably going to hold that over her during any divorce negotiations.

April 4, 2018

No thanks – I don’t like to take the same road twice.

This (foreign born A list selfie taking model/wannabe actress who recently got a role) recently ran into this (A+ list mostly movie actor) on a night out. She tried to cuddle up to him and purr in his ear, asking him if he wants to "spend some time" with her. He acted like she had a disease. (And she very well may, but no more than him).

March 26, 2018

He is not a friendly guy.

This foreign born A list model/wannabe actress who takes a million selfies a day, usually half naked should probably ask around about those abuse claims from some of the exes of her boyfriend. He is not a friendly guy.

March 13, 2018

Apparently he is one of the larger drug dealers around.

This A list model/wannabe actress all of you know just by the sheer volume of posts she does each day has a new boyfriend. Apparently he is one of the larger drug dealers around. I'm not sure she knows this yet because he does have a legit business in the industry too.