PETA is coming for him!

You know what has never crossed the path of the celebrity CEO? A group of protesters who are loud and ruthless and will shame him every chance he gets. That is what he is about to face right now because of that brain thing he is trying to convince you will be great because it will give you an o.r.g.a.s..m. when you want.

3 blinds in a row

Source: Crazy Days and Nights Apparently the decision not to mention her secret child in her documentary was at the request of the child who doesn’t want the attention it would bring. [read more]

The CEO will swoop in to make a profit.

I don't suppose it would shock anyone to know that the celebrity CEO was responsible for a grant for this foreign professor who is spreading doom and gloom prophecies for the big crypto coin. As it tanks, the CEO swoops in to make a profit.