Both JV and AP took an informal poll of who everyone thought was the worst dressed.

Both JV and AP took an informal poll of who everyone thought was the worst dressed. They sent me their results without knowing what the other’s result was. With both of them, it wasn’t even close. 95% of those surveyed swore they would never in a million years, even as a bridesmaid, wear the dress of this A list singer. JV wanted to make clear that if the category were expanded beyond guests to red carpet hosts that there would have been a different worst outfit winner.

People just wouldn’t stop laughing at her

This A list celebrity/singer was taking acting classes in a group but had to stop. The reason? People just wouldn't stop laughing at her so now she has classes at her home for three hours a day. You have to give her credit for at least trying. It probably won't help though.

They say you can’t fight a war on two fronts successfully

This once A-list country singer has been unraveling for a while, but stays out of the public eye and the tabloids for the most part. She's also a really nice person when she's not having one of her fits, so it's not like she's making enemies everywhere she goes acting like a lunatic. She does however, have an ax to grind with a couple of other country stars and that was very apparent before the awards show and at a couple of after parties last night. They say you can't fight a war on two fronts successfully, and she was basically fighting a war on three fronts completely wasted. The first front...her husband. He's having a bit of a midlife crisis, and wants to have some fun while he still can. (There's a blind about this in the archives)

She thinks they are both going to leave their spouses and be happy together

This married A list female country singer is having an affair with this married B+ list celebrity/reality show participant who has a ton of money. Literally probably a ton if you weighed it. She thinks they are both going to leave their spouses and be happy together. She might want to take a gander at the singer who is similar to her in history who got nothing for her efforts except a gig on a reality show he says he got her.

Left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life

Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat, then she just sold things, got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma. What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+ lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+ list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.