Cara Delevingne – Foxella

July 6, 2020

She does not do dinners with the parents of hookups, but does do them with parents of girlfriends.

The foreign born A- list model/stupendously bad actress/lover of cocaine does not do dinners with the parents of hookups, but does do them with parents of girlfriends. She recently did one with the B list model offspring of a permanent A list model.

July 6, 2020

She has got family money for days.

The thing is, this foreign born model/really bad actress/coke lover/serial cheater is really rich. She has got family money for days. So, when the celebrity CEO wants her to say something publicly about that menage a trois, she can't be persuaded with money. Notice there has only been one voice in opposition to the story.

May 28, 2020

Not this actress.

Everyone else from the main cast of the long running cable hit show that is no more have done something with their careers and lives since. Not this actress. She already was plagued with drug buzz and that she couldn't be counted on to show up on time and sober.

February 23, 2020

Apparently she was dumped by her long time significant other

The B+ list actress who might not even deserve to be that high with her dearth of projects since her cable show ended, was in this space last week for her coke use with some NYFW models. Apparently she was dumped by her long time significant other and there has been drama involving fights and broken windows.

February 12, 2020

She is supposed to be in a serious relationship.

This foreign born A- list model is supposed to be in a serious relationship. This past week, she and a one named A list DJ had a threesome with a woman they picked up at a party.

January 11, 2020

Behind the scenes it is serial cheating.

This foreign born A- list model/really bad actress is cheating on her significant other yet again. It is a really messed up situation because the model proclaims her love loud and proud in public for her significant other and the public assumes everything is great. Nope. Behind the scenes it is serial cheating.

June 7, 2019

She got into an argument with this foreign born A- list model/really really horrible actress.

At an after party, this foreign born initialed last name singer was a bit wasted. Maybe more than a bit and she got into an argument with this foreign born A- list model/really really horrible actress.

December 20, 2018

It probably took a good ten times before she finally bailed

This former A- list mostly television actress finally caught her foreign born girlfriend cheating once too many times and left. I wrote about cheating incident number 3 or 4 awhile ago, so it probably took a good ten times before she finally bailed.

November 4, 2018

She couldn’t even buy a ticket to a Paris Fashion Week Show

This former A- list mostly television actress who really hasn't worked since her hit cable show went off the air couldn't even buy a ticket to a Paris Fashion Week Show. Then, she started sleeping with her current significant other and everyone invited her.

September 20, 2018

She is just having second thoughts about the embarrassment/humiliation sure to come

This former A- list mostly television actress is lying about her account being hacked. She is just having second thoughts about the embarrassment/humiliation sure to come when her significant other is busted cheating on her in public. So, just deny they are anything more than friends.

September 3, 2018

2 blinds in a row

Such was the case this weekend. / He also never asks how old anyone is so, yes, he has hooked up with girls who are barely old enough to be in high school.

May 16, 2018

Apparently the bad actress took offense to the way the offspring was treated by the drug addict.

For the second consecutive year, a fight nearly broke out. This year it was between this foreign born A list model/horrible actress who nearly came to blows with this foreign born former model turned actress/drug addict.