Her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is…

Apparently her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is to have sex with this celebrity offspring of foreign born permanent A listers. Who is she? The probable future sex tape making part-time reality star offspring of an escort turned multiple reality show star.

They were supposed to go out so he went by her place.

This still a teen celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got burned by the B+ list mostly movie actress again. They were supposed to go out so he went by her place. She was there hungover and wasted from a night of drugs and booze with a guy old enough to be her dad.

He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior.

This offspring of foreign born permanent A list celebrities is trying to make a name for himself. He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior. If your underage self can’t handle the booze and pot and whatever else you took, then don’t take the stuff. Despite the name, no woman who encountered him will ever date him after his behavior.

The other party didn’t know it was fake

This still a teen A-/B+ list mostly movie actress already has one fake relationship under her belt. Well, the other party didn’t know it was fake. Anyway, our actress doesn’t want any Olsen type photos coming out of her grandfathered age lover so is thinking about being the beard for this foreign born A- list singer.