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October 3, 2020

She is going to start a new line with a future family member

Always struggling for money for her fashion line and investors wary after tons of losses, this foreign born A- list celebrity has a plan. She is going to start a new line with a future family member and get them to invest their money.
October 24, 2019

So, let me get this straight.

So, let me get this straight. This alliterate celebrity offspring of permanent A listers who doesn't treat women well is dating someone who has made a career of looking exactly like a parent of the offspring. That doesn't sound creepy.
November 17, 2018

4 blinds in a row

I hope this A list rapper isn't breastfeeding because her limo driver says she was doing bumps of coke on the way to an event yesterday. / Which famous sportsman's kid realised they'd left their wallet at home when the bill came at a trendy London pub – so decided to do a rather fast runner? / This one named current A list celebrity was not only doing things her congregation would hate partying wise but was also doing her best to hook this much richer man than her husband. / Speaking of drugs, this foreign born A list rapper almost got into two altercations because her drug induce paranoia made her think people were talking about her.
April 20, 2018

Her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is…

Apparently her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is to have sex with this celebrity offspring of foreign born permanent A listers. Who is she? The probable future sex tape making part-time reality star offspring of an escort turned multiple reality show star.
October 17, 2017

To provide cover she reached out to a celebrity offspring

Another married guy in his late 40’s early 50’s for this A- list mostly movie actress just out of her teens. So, to provide cover she reached out to a celebrity offspring of A listers she previously used for the same purpose.
October 3, 2017

They were supposed to go out so he went by her place.

This still a teen celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got burned by the B+ list mostly movie actress again. They were supposed to go out so he went by her place. She was there hungover and wasted from a night of drugs and booze with a guy old enough to be her dad.
September 6, 2017

This celebrity parent has a child who is now in college.

[The parent] was on campus. Much to [the child’s] chagrin, [the parent] was paying an awful lot of attention to the other students around campus. “Damn, check him/her out!” It was like the college was serving up a buffet of dating options for [the parent]. Gross. The kid was like, “Don’t embarrass me!”
August 1, 2017

She was making out with a guy at a party the other night

The tabloids might think this celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple is dating this B- list singer but she certainly wasn’t acting like it when she was making out with a guy at a party the other night.
May 2, 2017

He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior.

This offspring of foreign born permanent A list celebrities is trying to make a name for himself. He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior. If your underage self can’t handle the booze and pot and whatever else you took, then don’t take the stuff. Despite the name, no woman who encountered him will ever date him after his behavior.
March 16, 2017

Assistant is sleeping with one of the offspring of the celebrity

The assistant to this foreign born A list celebrity with A++ list name recognition is sleeping with one of the offspring of the celebrity.
February 18, 2017

Considering he did once when she walked out, she now just puts up with it.

This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actress is forced to watch her celebrity offspring boyfriend with an A+ name have sex with other women or he threatens to dump her. Considering he did once when she walked out, she now just puts up with it.
January 28, 2017

They should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.

Unless they (A list permanent celebrities) want their child to end up a drug addled mess who also gets the gift that keeps on giving from a possible future threesome partner, they should really do their best to talk him out of his current romance.
December 6, 2016

The other party didn’t know it was fake

This still a teen A-/B+ list mostly movie actress already has one fake relationship under her belt. Well, the other party didn’t know it was fake. Anyway, our actress doesn’t want any Olsen type photos coming out of her grandfathered age lover so is thinking about being the beard for this foreign born A- list singer.
November 28, 2016

Mommy will not be happy.

This foreign born B- list celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got his girlfriend pregnant. Mommy will not be happy.
October 2, 2016

Parents could talk to their oldest about using protection when hooking up with random women

I’m not telling him how to live his life, but perhaps these foreign born A+ list parents could talk to their oldest about using protection when hooking up with random women. One of them yesterday said the offspring who has made a name for himself didn’t use any with her.
September 25, 2016

He has a big booze problem despite being barely old enough to drive

Apparently this offspring of a permanent A+ lister has a big booze problem despite being barely old enough to drive.