7 04, 2021

She exposed her DMs

This alliterate offspring of foreign born A listers who made their fame in different areas of the entertainment world, just got a tattoo of his insanely wealthy girlfriend. Apparently he is also one of the spotlighted people who messaged the foreign born 1.5 hit wonder.

24 10, 2019

So, let me get this straight.

So, let me get this straight. This alliterate celebrity offspring of permanent A listers who doesn't treat women well is dating someone who has made a career of looking exactly like a parent of the offspring. That doesn't sound creepy.

17 11, 2018

4 blinds in a row

I hope this A list rapper isn't breastfeeding because her limo driver says she was doing bumps of coke on the way to an event yesterday. / Which famous sportsman's kid realised they'd left their wallet at home when the bill came at a trendy London pub – so decided to do a rather fast runner? / This one named current A list celebrity was not only doing things her congregation would hate partying wise but was also doing her best to hook this much richer man than her husband. / Speaking of drugs, this foreign born A list rapper almost got into two altercations because her drug induce paranoia made her think people were talking about her.

20 04, 2018

Her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is…

Apparently her goal for the desert hell known as Coachella is to have sex with this celebrity offspring of foreign born permanent A listers. Who is she? The probable future sex tape making part-time reality star offspring of an escort turned multiple reality show star.

3 10, 2017

They were supposed to go out so he went by her place.

This still a teen celebrity offspring of permanent A listers got burned by the B+ list mostly movie actress again. They were supposed to go out so he went by her place. She was there hungover and wasted from a night of drugs and booze with a guy old enough to be her dad.

6 09, 2017

This celebrity parent has a child who is now in college.

[The parent] was on campus. Much to [the child’s] chagrin, [the parent] was paying an awful lot of attention to the other students around campus. “Damn, check him/her out!” It was like the college was serving up a buffet of dating options for [the parent]. Gross. The kid was like, “Don’t embarrass me!”

2 05, 2017

He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior.

This offspring of foreign born permanent A list celebrities is trying to make a name for himself. He made a name for himself at Coachella this year with his obnoxious behavior. If your underage self can’t handle the booze and pot and whatever else you took, then don’t take the stuff. Despite the name, no woman who encountered him will ever date him after his behavior.