That tour bus was only for the driver, the drug dealer, our singer and whoever he was sleeping with that night.

This permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group who never did really anything solo, had his own tour bus. That tour bus was only for the driver, the drug dealer, our singer and whoever he was sleeping with that night. Each morning, the woman he slept with would be strip searched to make sure she didn't take any drugs. If any drugs were found, she would be left naked on the side of the road.

He says he was intentionally poisoned

This permanent A list singer who had his best days a few decades ago still fronts the band that made him famous. He says he was intentionally poisoned by someone posing as a caterer who left immediately after administering it in some food.

Withdrawal symptoms have got bad for this former A list entertainer

The withdrawal symptoms have got so bad for this former A list entertainer (singer) who is now at a permanent B lister because of his name recognition that when he walks off a flight he has someone waiting for him who immediately hands him some drugs so the singer can use either in the airport restroom or the limo waiting right outside.

Sound check had run late and it is his pre-show ritual

This former A list performer (singer) who still has A+ list name recognition told producers of a recent awards show that he needed an additional 15 minutes before he could take the stage. Apparently he needed the time to relax. And by relax he meant pleasuring himself. Sound check had run late and it is his pre-show ritual.