She finally caved and went on a bender for six months

Back in the day when this blind occurred our actor was probably B+ list and mostly movies. Now, he is probably close to A+ list on television and A- in the movies. A++ name recognition. People tend to forget that the married actor previously went through a string of women. A very long string. Much like his personality now, he was not very nice to women he dated, but one example of his behavior really shows you what an a-hole he is and could be. He was dating an actress. Mostly movie. Academy Award winner/nominee. Despite her acclaim she has never really been above a B list.

Former talk show host was just two tables away

This A list actor who is looking for movie work after his long running network show ended has never been nice but he spent an entire dinner telling those around him how he really didn't care for this now retired talk show host. The former talk show host could hear every word because he was just two tables away.

Looks like she will be forced to just be his sidekick

This C list celebrity by marriage was offered a reality show which she was working desperately to get. The thing is she never told her A list mostly television actor husband about the show and he refused to let her shoot it. Looks like she will be forced to just be his sidekick. The screaming was heard next door to their place. Usually they keep their fights at a much lower volume.

Asses beget asses

One Hollywood actor (with the help of a drink or two) was ranting about two other actors and their parenting methods the other day. "The parents get all crazy about protecting their kids from paparazzi, but meanwhile their home life is so fucked up that the kids are bound to grow up being out of control." "Just look at [Actor 2]‘s and [Actor 3]‘s kids. Their fathers are two of the biggest asses in Hollywood, and they think they are great parents, but the first chance they get, [their kids] are shoving their asses in our faces! They learned that shit at home. Asses beget asses." BONUS: "they are asses in more way than one,"

She is spending thousands of dollars a month

This wife of an A list television and movie actor we love to hate has hair and makeup people come to her place every day just so she can look her best for her stage pap shoot. She is spending thousands of dollars a month.

The agency she uses says two people quit before lunch

This D list celebrity who would be a nobody on no list if not married to this A list actor, has gone through multiple nannies and maids over the past few months and is apparently a tyrant who screams much more often than she talks. The agency she uses says two people quit before lunch on their first day and multiple people have not gone back after the first day.

His friends think his significant other is going to drive the guy to an early grave

This A list mostly television actor who doesn't really work right now has a lot of work friends. Lots of them. Outside of work or a red carpet though he has very few friends. He is just not a very likable guy. In his current situation he is becoming even more unlikable and his few friends say they have been cut off from him too. Three years ago our actor would go out once a week to a friend's house and they would play cards and drink and smoke cigars. This would last until the middle of the night. Two years ago it was reduced to once a month and now it is about once a quarter and the actor has to be home by midnight and is capped on the number of drinks he is allowed and can't smoke at all.

She is so two faced

This D list celebrity who wouldn't be a celebrity at all if not for her husband is going to be so busted when the paps turn on her and show him the video of her giving them cash to show up everyday to get her on film. She is so two faced. She is already planning ahead for her inevitable divorce with documents and photos. That will be a great war unless he caves.

She was blaming him for ruining her shot at a reality show

This B list actor who is equally at home in movies and television as well as fighting paps got into a huge fight with his wife. In front of a crowd while waiting for a table at dinner the two started screaming at each other and she was blaming him for ruining her shot at a reality show with his temper and then he called her the c word and stormed off. Healthy marriage.