14 01, 2021

This short break could very well lead to a permanent one

This A list dual threat actor with a big temper told his disgraced casting couch director best friend that he was blindsided about things the actor's wife said and did. This short break could very well lead to a permanent one which would be incredibly ugly to watch.

9 01, 2021

What she hates about losing endorsement deals…

Unlike with our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer who will now have to yacht more to make up for her loss of endorsements, this C list celebrity makes plenty of money through her marriage to her actor husband. What she hates about losing endorsement deals, are the ones that give her more air time or photo spreads or thirst fulfillers.

21 05, 2020

She was sober before all of this started

This B- list celebrity offspring, and that is super generous, is an offspring of a permanent A lister which is why they get the bump. Anyway, she was sober before all of this started. Now, she needs another trip to rehab.

13 04, 2020

She said she wanted to be respectful.

This B-/C+ list celebrity who is married to a permanent A list actor from an acting family was going to keep recent life event news secret. She said she wanted to be respectful. Then, she decided to give an interview to any outlet that would have her because she is super thirsty.

5 04, 2020

Where is that host anyway?

I guess we are to the point now where A list actors from a family of actors can make jokes on national daytime television about children touching the genitalia of adults. Where is that host anyway?

29 05, 2018

Goodness she was sloppy over the weekend.

This B- list celebrity offspring who is only that high because of her parental units and what happened to her when she was younger is in full on relapse mode. Goodness she was sloppy over the weekend. She is drinking and drugging again. Someone needs to help her fast.

5 02, 2018

2 blinds in a row

This permanent A list mostly television actor who is equal parts a-hole and in love with himself told his wife at dinner the other night to stop eating because he felt she had enough and didn't want her to start getting fat. This A+ list couple are using one of their children to launder and hide money with all kinds of companies and accounts created in her name.

28 01, 2018

All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him.

This A list actor is probably permanently A list now. He is also a huge a-hole and has been for going on pretty much his entire career. I'm not quite sure how his current wife deals with his a-holery. Probably drinks a lot. Of course she was incredibly thirsty so that might have overcome her distaste. Anyway, he is the one I am most excited to see go down which will be happening any time. All of his words/defenses are going to come back to haunt him.