If the west coast Housewife is to be believed, one would assume there would be police reports on both incidents she described.

There are none.

Erika Jayne Girardi

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

‘RHOBH’: Erika Jayne’s Latest Tall Tale Includes A Burglar, A Rolled Car and…Glaucoma?

“Wait, what?” It’s the question Kyle Richards asked and it’s the question we’re all asking after the latest story from Erika Jayne on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. It is a Stefon bit on SNL? It might be, because this one has everything: a burglary, glaucoma, rolling cars. Except this is not the hottest club in town. In fact, this one is getting kinda old.

On the latest episode of the Bravo series, Erika showed up to Kathy Hilton’s pamper party in a comfy blue sweatsuit and a full face of makeup, despite the fact that the planned activity for the afternoon was…facials. And while Kathy and Lisa Rinna took advantage of the offerings (and it was the gold kind of masks so you know it’s the good stuff), Erika and Kyle took to the couch to catch up. It should be noted that Erika seemed to be in relatively good, chipper spirits at first, which only makes what happened next that much more confusing.

After confirming that when it comes to her friendship with Sutton Stracke, “The door is closed,” (and she repeated it three times so that door is locked and deadbolted too), she casually and quietly drops the world’s most bizarre run-on sentence on Kyle. “Tom’s house was broken into and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help, and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home, yeah, I’m under a lot of stress.”

After Kyle rightfully instructs her to “Wait, hold on, back up,” Erika reveals that this all went down “Just a couple days ago, Satur…day?” She also confirms that she knew this all happened when the group was gathered at Garcelle’s house but that, “Yeah, I just didn’t say that.”

Kyle speaks the truth in her interview, saying, “There seems to be a pattern. We’ll spend time with Erika, and then find out later there was this big situation in her life going on that she didn’t share with us. When Erika withholds information, she just makes it hard to be able to support her.”

Erika goes on to explain, “I got a call at three in the morning but I didn’t get it until six, from Pasadena Police Department, that Tom’s home had been broken into. He confronted the burglar and then he had to go to the hospital and then have some sort of surgery, I don’t really even know,” she trails off. And the reason for that surgery? “He has glaucoma and I think pressure and the anxiety and whatever. I’m not sure, I haven’t spoken…” she says. Again: wait, what?

But she only continues to say, “Well then my son went [to his house] because I can’t go, and then on his way home, it was snowing and he rolled his car.”

Kyle continues to assist the Pasadena Police Department in her interview, asking the series of questions: “So if Tom was burglarized, how’d you find out? Tom confronted the burglars? Did they do anything to him? And what about your son? Was he hurt? His car flipped, he’s ok? This story obviously sounds unbelievable. That’s the only word I can think of, it sounds unbelievable. Does that mean I don’t believe her? No…but it’s unbelievable.”

She also asks Erika, “It was snowing in Pasadena?” but Erika only responds with, “He lives further out.” She confirms that “Yeah, he’s fine,” and as for Tom, “I know he made it out of surgery ok. I don’t know what happened after that.” Well, neither do we, really. – Source

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