Hey, at least the blood was real.

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

Broken Star – A Birdie Blind Item

If you’re going to divert vital law enforcement resources for your publicity stunt, just maybe at first scrub evidence of a pre-existing relationship between the two sides from your other accounts.

A fact checker at the publication of my employment caught it in roughly two seconds.

The reporter for a certain national newspaper?

Not so much.

But hey, at least the blood was real.

Elijah Schaffer

Real Snake Boy

Bloody brawl erupts between social media personalities over Trump’s Hollywood star hours after it was destroyed with pickaxe

A politically fueled brawl took place on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last week on the site of President Donald Trump’s recently vandalized star. Although a man was kicked in the head and another left bleeding from his face, police have not arrested anyone or released details about what happened.

Fortunately, aspiring social media stars were involved in both sides of the fight, so a full retelling is possible.

The remains of Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame had been covered with plywood and traffic cones and ringed with yellow tape by Thursday, less than 48 hours after someone obliterated it with a pickax.

Even destroyed and concealed, the star retained magnetic powers. The crowd on the sidewalk slowed and jammed around it, staring at the barricade as if at Trump himself.

After sundown, a man and woman wearing stars-and-stripes outfits approached the site. They had with them in their small entourage a videographer, a bodyguard and a cardboard cutout of the president.

“Thank you so much, Mr. President. I’m glad you could join us,” Joy Villa said to the cutout after a camera started to record. She was a singer who made national news last year for showing up at the Grammys in a “Make America Great Again” dress — a much more elaborate get-up than the star-spangled tights she wore now.

The man posing on the other side of the cutout was Elijah Schaffer, and this was really his production. Schaffer runs a fledgling YouTube channel called Slightly Offens*ve, populated mainly with videos of him asking politically charged questions to people he meets on the street — sometimes until one of them attacks his film crew. – Read more here