He does a million other things but doesn’t cook or even own a restaurant.

I guess technically this guy is a celebrity chef but he never actually cooks.

He does a million other things but doesn’t cook or even own a restaurant.

Whenever he goes out of town his wife always goes with him, but for his last jaunt she couldn’t and of course he cheated.

He always does when she is not there.

He thinks that when she does not go that it is her giving him permission.

Alton Brown

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