She was pretty ticked off when he turned her down.

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who will probably be an A permanently just because of her name didn't let her marriage vows stand in the way of making it very clear to the lead singer of this B list band with the catchy name that she would be more than willing to fuck him all night long. Yeah, those were pretty much her exact words and she was pretty ticked off when he turned her down. I believe she used the word hack or something that rhymes with brick when earlier she had been gushing about the music.

She said she just needed a little boost to get through the night

This still sexy but aging slightly former B+ list actress who has never been afraid to get naked in a movie says she doesn't take drugs but that is not what several people saw the other night. Our actress in a very very very revealing dress was bent over a table exposing everything under her dress while she expertly did a few lines of coke. She said she just needed a little boost to get through the night.

Because his boyfriend broke up with him

This former A- list mostly movie actor from a franchise who has dropped down to B list and will drop even further if his new movie bombs as bad as his last one, has been out with a woman much more often lately not only because of the new movie coming out but also because his boyfriend broke up with him. You get tired of never going out and doing the same thing every single day and night. The don't even go to a drive thru together. Nothing.

The meth is not helping her case

This B- list model who has had an A list name recognition year has not been spending much time with her kid(s) over the past six months. After being dumped by her celebrity boyfriend for someone younger she has been partying almost every night and using a lot as she searches for another guy. The meth is not helping her case.

Singer can no longer stand to attention

This D lister dates an aging permanent A list celebrity/singer. She says that the singer can no longer stand to attention so to speak and has become a little more violent and a little angrier on a daily basis since realizing this.

She told him to forget about his wife

This A list female singer/rapper/former reality star was playing a private party. When she found out how much the man was worth who was throwing the party she wouldn't stop hitting on him and even told him to forget about his wife. In front of this wife.

He was not interested in that one, and he is not interested in this one

We just got some news about this fauxmance that was set to expire two weeks from now! We told you that if things went well that the contract might be extended after the initial month. Well, it just happened! The guy’s team is discussing extending the contract for one more month. This means that, as of now, instead of ending around New Year’s, the relationship would end approximately the first week of February. Why the extension? Well, the fauxmance accomplishing its objectives. It is helping the guy stay in the headlines and is helping to sell his newest project. The girl is also benefiting from the arrangement. To her credit, she has been easy for him to get along with, and has been a real pro in playing it coy but still cooperating in all of those public-but-pretending-to-be-private meet ups. Not a huge surprise given that she comes from a family that knows how to work the publicity machine.

Offspring is being mindfucked to epic proportions

This former talk show host who is now aging and has had some relationships with some very big people is almost three times the age of the famous offspring she is sleeping with on a daily basis. Apparently the offspring is being mindfucked to epic proportions and he thinks the woman is in love with him. It is all made for tv movie worthy.

His latest mistress graduates from high school in May

This former B list mostly television actor who is really good looking and cheated on his wife everyday while he was filming that show that used to be on that almost network apparently hasn't stopped cheating even though he is dating a woman he had been cheating on his wife with. Great guy. His latest mistress if you want to call her that, graduates from high school in May.

The sister would love to cash in double the inheritance

This B+ list mostly movie actress is scared of being cut off so her dad thinks she has a boyfriend. She even spends the night with him in the same bed when visiting the family. Even her sister doesn't know the real truth because the sister would love to cash in double the inheritance.