You have never seen someone so happy to be so far away from his significant other

As near as I can figure just from people who have slept with him and told someone about it, this B- list foreign born mostly movie actor has cheated on his A list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition significant other at least six times. That doesn't include stories that have not got back to me. It also doesn't include the 20 something times he cheated on his last celebrity girlfriend. You have never seen someone so happy to be so far away from his significant other.

He won’t be spending Christmas with his step child

This former A list celebrity who stayed higher on the list long past his prime because of his marriage is spending Christmas with his kid(s). He won't be spending it with his step child who our celebrity raised from infancy because he says that died with the marriage. Nice guy huh?

Her dealer was out of town for the weekend

This actress from Girls was banging on the door to a brownstone in NYC over the weekend. Our actress was standing outside in the snow screaming because her dealer wasn't answering his door. Apparently he was out of town for the weekend and our actress wasn't thrilled.

The scramble is on

This often struggling celebrity has the great fortune of several new opportunities waiting for them in the new year. If they could keep it together, and just let the team brought in to rehab their image work, they would be set for years to come. The celebrity will cooperate for a little while to get some jobs booked, but once the drugs and booze starts flowing, they're back to their old antics. The recent split from their spouse is what is causing the biggest tailspin. They are absolutely obsessed with what the spouse is doing, who they are with, and cannot cope at all if those questions aren't answered.

Constant walkouts and missing people on the set

A movie being delayed because it stinks is not that uncommon. This particular movie has been delayed a few times and the awfulness is because of the constant walkouts and missing people on the set. The movie didn't take that long to shoot and it seems like everyone had sex with each other and got angry at each other which caused some horrible acting performances and people getting upset and taking a day off and in one case a husband showed up on the set with a gun looking for the married former A list mostly television actor who had been having sex with his this close to permanent B list mostly movie actress wife. Yeah, he was upset.