5 blinds in a row: Hello July!

This former A+ list singer has met with his legal team to discuss options moving forward against a current A+ list singer.

John Mayer

Taylor Swift

This permanent A list “singer” has a bunch of her past performances and home videos from the past two decades in the hands of a film editor for the documentary. She has no idea.

Britney Spears

For the first time that I have heard, the ginger haired one spent two consecutive nights away from the marital home in his local hotel suite.

Prince Harry

Maybe instead of calling this actor, uncle, they should call him dad.

That is going to be really odd later when they find out the truth.

Mindy Kaling

B. J. Novak

The wealthy farmer had promised his former Dominatrix $1M for her family when she passed.

They got nothing.

Bill Gates