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May 16, 2020

Targeted online by a PR team

Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is trying to do damage control with a big appearance on a show. It still won't change how his fans hate the beard, but are targeted online by a PR team when they express the hate.
April 25, 2020

He should be blaming himself and apologizing to his fans.

Our favorite foreign born closeted pay cable actor is once again lashing out at fans for the things he has done and for the people he has hired. He should be blaming himself and apologizing to his fans.
April 16, 2020

It turns out…

It turns out the the beard of our favorite closeted pay cable actor hooks up from time to time with this foreign born permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who once had a very interesting side job.
April 14, 2020

Luckily for him, he has stumbled on a PR person who is obsessed with the actor.

I often write about this foreign born pay cable actor and the women he hires to be his girlfriends. He also doesn't do a very good job of picking them. Luckily for him, he has stumbled on a PR person who is obsessed with the actor.
January 3, 2020

Producers want our actor to be everywhere this summer promoting the movie

The closeted foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a pay cable show who is now doing some movies, is terrible at picking beards. Producers of his new movie want our actor to be everywhere this summer promoting the movie, so his people think a new beard is a great idea.
December 5, 2018

Apparently the closeted actor with the not very good at it beard thinks he could be a movie star

The PR and legal team have been in overdrive as of late trying to scrub the internet of any reference to this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable television show being gay. Apparently the closeted actor with the not very good at it beard thinks he could be a movie star, so the people are getting rid of it all.
November 25, 2018

They would never hire someone who is openly gay.

This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is trying to keep himself deep deep in the closet to have a chance to be cast as the next star of this decades long movie franchise. They would never hire someone who is openly gay.
June 14, 2018

2 blinds in a row

In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child p*rn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends. / Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media.
June 12, 2018

He thinks he should be loyal to his long time beard and is pushing back.

Say it isn't so. With this closeted foreign born A list mostly television actor's ascent from hit television to big time movies, he may be getting a new beard. The most kneepadish gossip website is trying out new women that his PR team suggests to see who gets the most traction.
April 12, 2018

I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.

Apparently things are not going well for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show and the woman he calls his girlfriend. She refused to be photographed with him at an Oscar party this weekend and went off on a stylist who took a picture of the two of them in the same room. I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.
February 19, 2018

Actor couldn’t decide whether he really wanted a beard again

Our favorite foreign born closeted A- list pay cable actor couldn't decide whether he really wanted a beard again. Meanwhile, the unemployed actress he calls his beard has been real dating a NFL player and that is who she spent all the holidays with.
November 30, 2017

As if he would say that if it was real.

Our favorite closeted pay cable actor threw his beard under a bus during a recent interview and admitted he doesn't really care what people say about her. Yeah, as if he would say that if it was real.