June 14, 2018

2 blinds in a row

In his haste to land that available time slot for his own idea for a reboot, this former A+ list mostly television actor is going to have to face a gauntlet of questions about child p*rn and child molesting and why he deserves another shot when the last time he got a shot he was hiring convicted child molesters just because they were also friends. / Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media.
June 12, 2018

He thinks he should be loyal to his long time beard and is pushing back.

Say it isn't so. With this closeted foreign born A list mostly television actor's ascent from hit television to big time movies, he may be getting a new beard. The most kneepadish gossip website is trying out new women that his PR team suggests to see who gets the most traction.
April 12, 2018

I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.

Apparently things are not going well for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show and the woman he calls his girlfriend. She refused to be photographed with him at an Oscar party this weekend and went off on a stylist who took a picture of the two of them in the same room. I think her real significant other has been giving her a hard time.
February 19, 2018

Actor couldn’t decide whether he really wanted a beard again

Our favorite foreign born closeted A- list pay cable actor couldn't decide whether he really wanted a beard again. Meanwhile, the unemployed actress he calls his beard has been real dating a NFL player and that is who she spent all the holidays with.
November 30, 2017

As if he would say that if it was real.

Our favorite closeted pay cable actor threw his beard under a bus during a recent interview and admitted he doesn't really care what people say about her. Yeah, as if he would say that if it was real.
September 17, 2017

I wonder what her boyfriend thinks when he watches it all?

Our favorite in the closet foreign born A- list mostly television actor on that hit pay cable show was all out of sorts this past week. It happens when you are supposed to look at ease with a woman you have supposedly dated a year but have spent very very little time with.
July 17, 2017

While it would be exciting if they were a couple, sadly, they are not!

This actor and actress are the leads on a successful cable TV series. There have been reports of them secretly holding hands when no one is looking and going on dates to out-of-the-way places. They have such great chemistry as a TV couple that it seems totally feasible that they would be a couple in real life as well.
July 15, 2017

According to an insider, here is what the producers are thinking about each actor

Producers are narrowing down their choices for the lead in this iconic franchise! While dozens of different actors have been thrown into the rumor mix, we hear that there are really only about half a dozen top contenders… but they all have their challenges. According to an insider, here is what the producers are thinking about each actor.