September 19, 2019

This should be fun.

The alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity hired a company that specializes in going after people on social media who criticize their clients using bot farms. This should be fun.
September 14, 2019

3 blinds in a row

This alliterate permanent A list singer who is not even the biggest in her family has always said she hated this permanent A++ list celebrity, so I'm not sure why she would agree to work with her. That seems really odd. / At a recent concert, everyone had quite the laugh watching the foreign born A- list actress try to pretend she knew any words to any of the songs by her husband. / Apparently Bel Air was not considered "young enough" for the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity which is why she has focused her search on Malibu.
September 12, 2019

She has a lot of partying to make up on.

There is a celebrity drug dealer in NYC who caters only to the elite. He has also killed off a few over the years. Apparently he was told to be prepared to bring his best coke tonight for a very VIP guest. She has a lot of partying to make up on.
September 10, 2019

Instead of attending a wedding she is going to have a ladies weekend

Instead of attending a wedding, this alliterate former actress turned international celebrity is going to have a ladies weekend which will probably end up costing taxpayers a cool $1M.
September 6, 2019

I told you the royal couple would use the protection/security excuse

I told you the royal couple would use the protection/security excuse to justify only flying private when we know it is really the alliterate actress who insists on it because she is an elitist snob.
August 30, 2019

It will be interesting to see the husband’s reaction.

One of the people this alliterate former actress turned international celebrity isolated/barred/discouraged her husband from seeing recently had a tragic life event occur. It will be interesting to see the husband's reaction.
August 16, 2019

Our favourite naughty royal may have known the former alliterate actress

Reader Blind: So I’ve got a few friends who are well placed professionally by virtue of our career choices and during a lunch outing whilst visiting my in laws in London it transpired that the nobility is abuzz with a rumour that our favourite naughty royal may have known the former alliterate actress and had a go himself prior to marriage.
August 8, 2019

She has been cutting family members off financially

This alliterate matriarch/former actress has been cutting family members off financially so there are a lot of stories in tabloids trying to make her look bad from those spurned family members.