March 23, 2019

It is because of the alliterate former actress

They can play round with words however they want, but the rift between the two foreign born A+ list celebrities is because of the alliterate former actress.
March 16, 2019

Apparently even her husband had no idea…

Apparently even her husband had no idea this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to use a private jet for her recent trip.
March 1, 2019

She traveled thousands of miles for one

As I told you before, this alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was going to have a baby shower no matter what. She couldn't have one in the country where she lives no matter how much she fought for it because they are frowned upon for her status in life, so she traveled thousands of miles for one. I'm sure part of the gifts will be all kinds of drugs for when she can take them after the birth.
February 27, 2019

3 blinds in a row

Our favorite alliterate actress turned celebrity is accepting money from designers to wear certain clothes and products. She doesn't care at all that it is against protocol. She is cashing in. / The person who was rude to this alliterate celebrity and her significant other at the post Grammy party hosted by the pair is this foreign born permanent A+ list model/reality host/mogul. / This foreign born former A+ list tweener sent a six figure gift to his ex. I'm guessing the wife doesn't know.
February 7, 2019

I wonder how all of that will play out when the former husband decides to sell the wedding reception video

There is now a minimum requirement of 5-7 puff pieces per day praising the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity. I wonder how all of that will play out when the former husband decides to sell the wedding reception video that is being fought about behind the scenes.
February 2, 2019

3 blinds in a row

The ultimate kneepadding weekly magazine is being paid a monthly fee through a PR company for approximately 10 positive stories per month about this alliterate former actress turned celebrity. / This permanent A list country singer with a seemingly permanent side gig is cheating on his long time celebrity girlfriend with a staffer of a television show. / This foreign born A- list superhero has been out a lot with a woman who is definitely not the one named actress everyone assumes to be his girlfriend.
January 28, 2019

The vast majority said no, so now, our former actress is telling everyone she is not allowed a shower.

This alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity invited dozens upon dozens of A+/A list celebrities to her baby shower. The vast majority said no, so now, our former actress is telling everyone she is not allowed a shower. The same rule was in place prior to the invitations, but she was going to ignore the rule. Now, suddenly she is going to follow it. Uh huh.
December 20, 2018

Some palace intrigue.

Some palace intrigue. Apparently sides have been drawn and this next in line is joining forces with the alliterate one we all know to try and get extra time or any time as top of the pile.