He had a pen and a piece of paper

This now frequent visitor to this section had another horrible interaction with a human this week. The B- list mostly movie actress who is hanging onto B by a thread was approached by a fan from behind. I know, I know, I'm not sure how she has fans either. The fan said, "Ms. ______, would you sign this for me." The actress turned around and put a finger in the guy's face and said that he touched her. He didn't. She told him to leave or she would call the police. This wasn't even a guy who knew she was coming. He had a pen and a piece of paper.

I don’t know if she will make it to 40

This C list celebrity was, at one point in time an A list celebrity because of who she was dating. She was also earning a lot more back then for her work. She still has a name but other members of her family have passed her in fame. Anyway, the C lister recently tried to go back to her roots and sing and play an instrument and start a band but she has done so many drugs that she can't remember how to play the instrument any longer and was stuttering while trying to sing. I don't know if she will make it to 40.

The bosses filmed her doing the coke to have a little edge

Last week this former almost A list mostly movie actress did line after line of coke to celebrate a new deal. Provided the very best in coke by her new bosses, she couldn't refuse. The bosses also filmed her doing the coke to have a little edge over the actress if she gets out of line or doesn't do what she is told.

Another brand new fur for her trouble

Apparently things went poorly for this former almost A list mostly movie actress who now has four or five cigarette burns on her shoulder from her latest guy. Another brand new fur for her trouble though.

He wants a green card

Earlier this year I wrote about this former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C lister with the highest name recognition of any C lister you know. At the time I said that she was in negotiations to get married to a foreign national for a huge sum of money. He wants a green card. At the time it was also thought he wanted to be known as the husband of our actress. The word is that the couple is getting married very soon and one of the things that our actress is doing right now includes some interviews with government authorities related to his being granted a visa.

She said they looked at her “angrily”

At an event this week, the female celebrity I hate more than anyone right now made it a condition to her appearance that any person who spoke to her be removed from the event. Several people were removed from the event for the infraction and our celebrity who really can no longer be called an actress also tried to have two people removed who looked at her because she said they looked at her "angrily." I bet the cameras don't show any of that though.

She told the guy he would regret it

This former B list mostly movie actress who is now the biggest spoiled brat on the planet who won't be able to get guys to pay for her much longer and then will be reduced to fucking 75 year old men and wiping their diapers, tried to get a guy fired last night. She was chain smoking inside and a security guard told her to stop. He told her more than once. He told her four or five times and then said he was going to kick her out. Our actress crushed out the cigarette and told the guy he would regret it. She came back a few minutes later with the supervisor and said that the security guard groped her and wanted him fired. When the supervisor said they should review the security tapes the actress said never mind and ran away. She is the biggest fucking bitch on the planet.

He is lucky to be alive

This B list celebrity/singer from a band who is arguably the most famous member of the band because of a famous groupie is lucky to be alive. He says he has stopped drinking but this week he got hammered and ended up falling over his balcony at a resort almost twenty feet but landed on his back in a big bush and did nothing but knock the wind out of himself.

She has bills to pay

This former A list tween star turned B list television and movie actress turned mess of the year sure does have a funny way of showing she is serious about getting better when a camera crew was spotted where she is currently residing. Well she has bills to pay.