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May 12, 2020

He now has lost his biggest client.

The directionally challenged rapper is not only having financial issues and threats on his life, he now has lost his biggest client. The face tattoo loving A+ list hip hop star is now just hitting up rub and tugs to find his girlfriends and doesn't need them found for him any longer.
April 3, 2020

He is way behind on payments.

The directionally challenged rapper is having trouble with his many businesses and is desperately trying to raise cash for the people who sort of protect his interests. He is way behind on payments.
January 23, 2020

She decided to hire the same bot farm

It might be too late, but the A- list singer/bad actress decided to hire the same bot farm as the directionally challenged rapper to make her song hit the top of the charts. This doesn't even include the six figures she dropped purchasing her latest effort to achieve the same goal.
January 17, 2020

It is a good yarn to spin to hide the fact it was drugs that nearly killed him.

There is no doubt that witchcraft is a huge thing right now in Hollywood, but the directionally challenged rapper was not a victim of it. It is a good yarn to spin to hide the fact it was drugs that nearly killed him.
January 15, 2020

The directionally challenged rapper gamed the system.

The directionally challenged rapper gamed the system. The system didn't appreciate it because they have their own payola system going on that is only legal because they call it sponsorship/advertising rather than what it is, which is payola. Labels buy "ads" for songs that suddenly shoot to the top of the charts.
October 3, 2019

He doesn’t really care what people think about his performances

This directionally challenged rapper doesn't really care what people think about his performances since he makes much more money with his shady side projects anyway.
September 7, 2019

Rapper almost got assaulted by a customer

The directionally challenged rapper almost got assaulted by a customer who got drugged by one of the rapper's "employees," and took all of the customer's money.
May 30, 2019

He gave the guy up to the police

When you have everyone who matters on your payroll, and you hear about someone poaching in on your territory, then if you are this directionally challenged rapper you give the guy up to the police and make them look good.
May 22, 2019

This directionally challenged rapper is really worried he will now become a target

This directionally challenged rapper is really worried he will now become a target because of what is happening to the alliterate record producer who had a much smaller operation than our rapper.
April 20, 2019

Of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star

The last time this directionally challenged rapper was involved with the alliterate reality star he saw a huge increase in numbers of women who wanted to work for him, so of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star.
April 14, 2019

She was hoping to find a new husband

This directionally challenged rapper brought along five of his female workers to a party this weekend. It really ticked off women like this reality star/former wife to a permanent A list athlete who was hoping to find a new husband.
February 21, 2019

Casino ended up giving up well over half of his tickets away for free.

This directionally challenged rapper better make his money now because the casino where he is playing ended up giving up well over half of his tickets away for free. Good place for him to practice his sex trafficking craft though.