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January 23, 2020

She decided to hire the same bot farm

It might be too late, but the A- list singer/bad actress decided to hire the same bot farm as the directionally challenged rapper to make her song hit the top of the charts. This doesn't even include the six figures she dropped purchasing her latest effort to achieve the same goal.
January 17, 2020

It is a good yarn to spin to hide the fact it was drugs that nearly killed him.

There is no doubt that witchcraft is a huge thing right now in Hollywood, but the directionally challenged rapper was not a victim of it. It is a good yarn to spin to hide the fact it was drugs that nearly killed him.
January 15, 2020

The directionally challenged rapper gamed the system.

The directionally challenged rapper gamed the system. The system didn't appreciate it because they have their own payola system going on that is only legal because they call it sponsorship/advertising rather than what it is, which is payola. Labels buy "ads" for songs that suddenly shoot to the top of the charts.
October 3, 2019

He doesn’t really care what people think about his performances

This directionally challenged rapper doesn't really care what people think about his performances since he makes much more money with his shady side projects anyway.
September 7, 2019

Rapper almost got assaulted by a customer

The directionally challenged rapper almost got assaulted by a customer who got drugged by one of the rapper's "employees," and took all of the customer's money.
May 30, 2019

He gave the guy up to the police

When you have everyone who matters on your payroll, and you hear about someone poaching in on your territory, then if you are this directionally challenged rapper you give the guy up to the police and make them look good.
May 22, 2019

This directionally challenged rapper is really worried he will now become a target

This directionally challenged rapper is really worried he will now become a target because of what is happening to the alliterate record producer who had a much smaller operation than our rapper.
April 20, 2019

Of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star

The last time this directionally challenged rapper was involved with the alliterate reality star he saw a huge increase in numbers of women who wanted to work for him, so of course he is all about a reuniting with the reality star.
April 14, 2019

She was hoping to find a new husband

This directionally challenged rapper brought along five of his female workers to a party this weekend. It really ticked off women like this reality star/former wife to a permanent A list athlete who was hoping to find a new husband.
February 21, 2019

Casino ended up giving up well over half of his tickets away for free.

This directionally challenged rapper better make his money now because the casino where he is playing ended up giving up well over half of his tickets away for free. Good place for him to practice his sex trafficking craft though.
January 21, 2019

Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor’s charity.

Lost in all the Golden Globes hoopla was a hidden announcement of sorts. Over the past 12-18 months, a government has grown tired of all the missing persons reports that all seem to involve this actor's charity. Either a person goes to work for it and is never seen again or someone visits from the charity or they get services from it and then they disappear. Every person? No, of course not, but several dozen at least over that time period.
December 31, 2018

She uses the A lister’s name to get very young, barely legal aspiring actresses and singers to come on board.

No, it is not about the horror movie, but rather something that seems to be much more common than it used to be. Back in the day Heidi Fleiss was a madam to a bunch of women who catered to the stars and was one of the few who did so. Now, it seems no matter where I turn there is someone who is acting as a "coordinator," or "facilitator," as they like to be called.