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November 29, 2019

She was aggressively trying to find men who were interested in dating her.

The celebrity former spouse of the permanent A+/A list actor was at it again at an event this week. She was aggressively trying to find men who were interested in dating her. At one point she told a guy she would go home with him that night if he had some cash or could stop at an ATM.
November 10, 2019

2 blinds in a row

Why yes, that was a man who sneaked into the backseat of a waiting SUV which soon had this closeted permanent A list comic actor jump inside. I think the actor over compensates by having a lot of children.
October 4, 2019

She is trying to convince first dates they should get married that night or an upcoming weekend

This some time reality star/celebrity who got her fame from being married to a permanent A lister is trying to convince first dates they should get married that night or an upcoming weekend. I didn't realize she was that desperate for money. I thought her kids were funneling money from their dad to her.
September 28, 2019

She knew. She just didn’t think anyone would recognize her and bust her.

This B- list celebrity/reality star who is only famous because of who she was married to is spinning some kind of story about how she didn't know a guy was married. She knew. She just didn't think anyone would recognize her and bust her.
July 25, 2019

He doesn’t write anything any longer which means if he does get a standup gig, they will all be jokes written for him.

Back in the day, there was no one better than this permanent A list stand up. He hasn't even done stand up in decades and he is still permanently A list. Now, he doesn't do much except live off old standup and movie fame. He doesn't write anything any longer which means if he does get a standup gig, they will all be jokes written for him.
August 12, 2018

Apparently things really have gone south in a hurry with his current significant other.

This C+ list celebrity got a new breast enlargement and has been throwing cash around like she used to back in the day. The reason? She is back doing special things her permanent A list mostly movie actor ex-husband loves from her. Apparently things really have gone south in a hurry with his current significant other.
June 28, 2018

So, why does she stick around after all that? The money.

You know who you don't see out and about as much? This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his significant other. They used to make daily appearances you could set a watch to, but now, they rarely venture out of the gates of his huge compound up that long canyon road.
March 1, 2018

He has cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy ending massage parlors

This half of a brotherly duo in film likes to pretend he grew up very poor. He is rebooting one of the more famous movies of the past three decades. A movie that made the career of this A+ lister. This producer/writer has cheated on all of his girlfriends because of his obsession with happy ending massage parlors. It is a rare day when he doesn't go to one. When he was in college he used to always try and pressure women to orally service him.