If ever there were a fight that needed Pay Per View, it’s this one.

I would seriously spend huge money to see these two sad sacks hiss at each other then start yanking weaves.

They’re both C-listers, and their lives are pretty interchangeable.

One embraces their crappy life and markets the crap out of it, while the other tries to paint a picture of perfect bliss, when their life is probably even worse.

Both have projects that are about to highlight their lives, but one is getting a ton of hype and attention for airing all of her crusties, and it is infuriating the other C-lister, because her project is set to debut just as the other C-lister’s is going to wrap up, and the deals are all going to the C-lister being honest about her life instead of the C-lister trying to sell a fairy tale.

Now the angry C-lister is demanding a week’s worth of re-shooting in order to bring some drama to the show.

‘Real’ drama like her own spouse’s philandering and their money problems.

Both her spouse and the network refuse, and it’s making her completely insane.

So much so that she’s been a total nightmare on her current project that she needs to pay the bills and she’s about to get canned.

C-list #1 (honest): “True Tori”
C-list #2 (liar): LeAnn Rimes “LeAnn and Eddie” (canned from Concert Tour)

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