A fun, quick little blind that went down after the Oscars…
It happened at one of the best annual after-after parties, where the top tier ends up after Vanity Fair.
She decided to celebrate on shrooms.
And she wasn’t selfish with her shrooms.
She wanted to share her shrooms.
She wanted to share her shrooms with the girl who claims to be all about sharing. So, hilariously, with shrooms in hand, she walks up to her potential new shroom partner and offered up her shrooms.
I want you to picture this.
The perfect crew standing around being tall and skinny and flawless, interrupted by a hippy with a trophy and a handful of caps.
Now imagine their faces when they declined.
She floated away, uninjured, already high from her night anyway.
“schrooms” hippy: Jenny Beavan
Perfect crew: Taylor Swift, Lorde, Jaime King, Selena Gomez, Hailee Steinfeld