This floppy-haired lad hasn’t had a girlfriend – or should we say “girlfriend” – in over a year.
Yet, amazingly, the very day a big project drops, so does the news that he’s dating a tall, beautiful blonde woman!
Wow! What a coincidence!
You’re not fooled, are you?
She is about as likely to be Floppy’s girlfriend as that singer.
Or that model who pretended to be his girlfriend despite her real “preferences.”
Yes, it’s fake, but they get on well and they could both use the the publicity for their projects.
We don’t know exactly how long this fake relationship is going to last, but they could have fun in the meantime just doing the simple things.
Maybe they could go see the new Baywatch movie together and watch Zac Efron run around shirtless at the beach.
Or maybe they could go to lunch. He could order the chicken, and she could order the chili. Or they could both have chicken in chili.
Floppy: Harry Styles
Singer Ex: Taylor Swift
Model Ex: Kendal Jenner
New GF: Tess Ward