17 03, 2021

Like a puppet master, this model.

Speaking of the alliterate model, she thought it would be a wonderful idea to have multiple exes at the show. She still texts the foreign born former boy bander quite frequently and had the close family friend/manager, pressure the award organization to include the former A+ list singer who gets more creepy as he ages. Like a puppet master, this model.

17 02, 2021

Moving boxes

Yes, because the paps just happened to randomly show up at the same exact time you (A- list actress/director) decide to move a few boxes from the home of your actor ex to the home of the former boy bander.

4 02, 2021

It is embarrassing.

The tabloids know the foreign born A list singer had a long time boyfriend and has no se.xual interest in women, but want clicks from the stans so pretend with everything they have that he is dating a woman.

25 01, 2021

She/her

This foreign born A list singer is going to come out as trans and change his pronouns to she/her.

10 01, 2021

His people started shelling out big bucks to scrubbers to keep it from trending

It isn't so much that the foreign born former A+ list boy bander is flouting the stay at home rules here in Los Angeles. It is not that he has merch he is selling for a profit which encourages people to stay at home while he is not following any of those same rules. What is disturbing is that as soon as it started trending and affecting his image, his people started shelling out big bucks to scrubbers to keep it from trending or appearing anywhere on the internet.

21 11, 2020

The latest reporter got super duper close.

Speaking of closeted, reporters keep hoping they will be the first one to get that declaration from the foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned A list singer. The latest reporter got super duper close.

10 10, 2020

Don’t believe the hype series…

Don't believe the hype. The foreign born A list singer who used to be a boy bander is not dating the A list network television actress. / Don't believe the hype. This A- list mostly television actress who hit that peak a couple of times is still in constant contact with not only her on again off again ex, but also one of his family members. / Don't believe the hype. It was not the actress turned candle maker/snake oil salesperson who is Becky, it has always been and will always be our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer.

27 06, 2020

He always bails on them after a few weeks

Speaking of bearding, this foreign born former boy bander turned A/A- list singer is looking to start a new contract. He always bails on them after a few weeks though because he can't keep up with the charade for long.