Lost is apparently the new code word for when you hand over some collateral for coke when you don’t have cash.
Then, you get so wasted you forget you did it and don’t know how to contact the drug dealer to get your collateral back.
So, sayeth this former A list reality star all of you know.
Paris Hilton Lost and Found Her Absurdly Large Engagement Ring
Soon, we head into the weekend, but first a tale that will bring us to the depths of woe followed quickly by the joy of relief: Paris Hilton lost her ring in a club in Miami, Page Six reports. It’s not just any ring. It’s the one fiancé Chris Zylka gave her in Aspen this winter: the $2 million teardrop-engagement ring.
Early Friday morning, she was dancing, you see, at the RC Cola Plant in Miami’s Wynwood neighborhood where Above & Beyond, a group of three British D.J.s, played. She put her hands in the air, and she waved them around like she didn’t have $2 million resting on her fourth finger. It flew off her hand. Centrifugal force got the best of Hilton again, and she was “in tears.” – Read the rest here