Maybe she knows something we don’t?

What newly single diva cackled at a reporter's question about a tabloid printing the rumor that she's dating that soon-to-be-former A-list actor? She said he's not her type, as she made a limp-wristed hand gesture. Maybe she knows something we don't?

What else is new?

Which rapper/reality star has been taking selfies with some of his many groupies who are either half-naked or fully naked? What else is new?

There was the time when he beat her because he suspected she was trying to trap him into having a baby

She would have you believe it is a perfect relationship. She envisions it as a perfect relationship. She tells friends it is perfect. You will rarely not see her smiling when discussing her relationship or standing next to her boyfriend. She has always wanted a perfect Disney type relationship and does not want to have to face the world when it collapses. It would have collapsed already if not for her willingness to put up with his behavior. Whether it is the fights where he slams her against the wall if she questions where he was or who he was with. There was the time when he beat her because he suspected she was trying to trap him into having a baby.

Talk about stalkerish.

Talk about stalkerish. This B list actress who literally does a little bit of everything was dating a married executive. Well, not exactly dating. He was having sex with her and then broke it off when she started talking about marriage. She shows up at his office all the time though.

Even Gwyneth Paltrow understands this. Sometimes it’s impossible.

Two women at different stages of their career, both were recently promoting books, both behaved like assholes. She was the young blush of her time, muse to an icon, dream girl to a generation. So it wasn’t a surprise when over 200 people showed up to a book signing. Here’s what *should* happen at a book signing: you stay and sign books. Many best selling authors stay as long as they can, for hours, making sure they have a personal interaction with each and every reader, often posing for photos. Even Gwyneth Paltrow understands this. Sometimes it’s impossible. Like JK Rowling often has 3 or 4 thousand people showing up so what she’ll do is she’ll sign hundreds of boxes in advance and on the day of, she’ll commit to a couple of hours, sometimes more, to hang out with as many of her fans as possible. But this woman? When this woman saw that 200 people were waiting for her, she scowled.

Of course, no one will say she was fired

Guess which TV star is getting fired? Our source says, "We wanted someone outspoken and controversial… but she just turned out to be someone ignorant with a big mouth." Most importantly, the show’s fans just don’t like her. Of course, no one will say she was fired. Everyone will simply say that she chose not to renew her contract because she wanted to take advantage of other opportunities, blah blah blah.

He is a lot more clearheaded, a lot healthier, and a lot happier with both his work and his life now

We’ve talked before about this floppy-haired singer’s substance abuse. He isn’t a big drinker or pot smoker, but his cocaine use was absolutely off the charts last year! It was especially bad during the late fall and early winter. He was doing coke almost daily… and in huge quantities. Even he knew he was a mess! Well, we have some good news! While he hasn’t stopped using cocaine completely, he has significantly tapered off. Some weeks he doesn’t use at all. He is a lot more clearheaded, a lot healthier, and a lot happier with both his work and his life now. That’s the whole story.