Most thirsty celebrities would have pictures and quotes and complete articles already written for distribution

It's amazing that if you don't bother to use a PR person to tell the kneepadding tabloids your every move, what then takes a while for the public to discover. This A list country singer got married yesterday and had his A list country singer/reality star best friend there and only one relatively small news outlet is talking about it 24 hours later. Most thirsty celebrities would have pictures and quotes and complete articles already written for distribution.