I always give her credit for trying. This former tween show actress who was way older than a tweener when she headlined it is out in the desert and making the rounds at every party and talking to as many people as she can. She was also out with fans taking selfies with anyone who asked. She did voice mail recordings and signed autographs. She is trying her best to land a gig other than product placement.

This former tweener actress who had her own show now is so desperate she has lowered her appearance fee to $2500 and still can barely get booked. She spends more on clothes and makeup and hair than she is earning for each booking.

She can get invited to just about any red carpet, but this former A list tweener who had her own show turned B list take what I can get actress didn’t have enough star power to land a spot on the charity telethon despite pleading to be on it.

This former tween actress too old for her former tween show of which she was the star laid into her agent for not getting her big movie roles. She has no idea why she is not the biggest star on the planet and doesn’t realize she is not a good actress and no one likes her.

This former Nickelodeon actress had to have sex with a producer of this award show to be featured in it. She is not usually the casting couch type.

Just before there was an internet, there was a female high school student who had a boyfriend and all was good with the world. They were taking things slow and even though they had been dating a little over a year, had never had sex. The pair lived in a small town in the south. They were both very popular in high school and involved in several different clubs and organizations and sports. One of the organizations she belonged to had the principal of the school as the factory adviser. In this small town, there was only one high school and the principal was treated really well. Apparently he had had been a high school football player at the school and went on to a big time SEC school on a scholarship and would have had a shot at the NFL but blew out his knee one too many times.