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September 27, 2019

Movie he is about to do press for is so bad that he is trying to limit his appearances

Usually this permanent A list mostly movie actor who had a big box office summer and has an installment of a long dormant franchise returning, does a lot of promo for his movies. A movie he is about to do press for though, is so bad that he is trying to limit his appearances and wants the other cast to make up the difference. Our actor thinks it will tarnish that franchise installment.
October 13, 2018

Police have interviewed several other people who say that the actor’s denial is pretty implausible

During the police investigation of this permanent A list mostly movie actor regarding a case I wrote about first, the police have interviewed several other people who say that the actor's denial is pretty implausible since there has been more than one female teen they remember him doing the same thing to.
May 3, 2017

No one likes her plus she is not that great of an actress.

This former tweener actress with her own show has done nothing really since it ended despite massive publicity efforts by her team. No one likes her plus she is not that great of an actress. She did tell this aging, if not old multiple Academy Award winner/nominee she would be willing to do the casting couch thing with him to get a part in his next movie.
January 23, 2017

If they don’t agree, then they are threatened with the tapes being exposed.

Over the past several years, a troubling pattern has begun to emerge in film productions. Many straight to On Demand movies are being made in this Eastern European country solely based on the fact their age of consent is 14. Production companies line up these movies back to back and bring in actors who are known for partying harder than most actors.
January 7, 2017

He was paid mid six figures to attend a party over the weekend but is taking a lot of flack for it

This permanent A list mostly movie actor actually has multiple Academy Award wins/nominations despite a lot (lack) of acting talent. He was also paid mid six figures to attend a party over the weekend but is taking a lot of flack for it. He probably should have asked for more.
December 25, 2016

All the steroids over the years has caused him to not be able to perform

Apparently this permanent A list mostly movie actor who does have multiple Academy Award wins/nominations has not had sex with his wife in years. All the steroids over the years has caused him to not be able to perform.
January 19, 2014

She isn’t going to be able to work for a few days

This aging former A+ list mostly movie actor had to pay a substantial amount of money to a woman's pimp the other day while overseas. Apparently our steroid impaired actor had issues getting himself to attention and he blamed it on the lack of skill of the woman he hired and slapped her hard enough to bruise her. She isn't going to be able to work for a few days so some money was exchanged.
January 15, 2014

He said he never passed up a chance for young women with accents

This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will probably be A list until he dies despite not much acting talent, cut a meeting short he was taking while on vacation because two Russian women in their early 20's were waiting for the grandfather aged actor. He said he never passed up a chance for young women with accents and that's why he told his wife he would be all day.