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October 30, 2020

She is just working on a project about it.

There had been rumors that this actress offspring of celebrity parents and grandparents had been dragged back into the celebrity cult like religion. Nope. She is free and working on a project about it.
June 29, 2019

The mouse company already has another person in line for the part if she falls back into the cults clutches.

What B-list actress/model/celeb spawn has been officially warned about rejoining that cult again by her PR people and that mouse company who want her for the lead role in yet another live action remake of an animated classic?
June 27, 2019

She has been heavily recruited

Mom and grandmother are still out of the cult, so there is hope that this B+ list actress/model has just been testing the waters again and not fully back in. She has been heavily recruited by a member of that family which also includes an accused serial rapist.
November 8, 2017

Who are these ladies, you ask?

What cult leader is in panic mode because there are several famous women, all of whom have left the cult lining up to come forward about him sexually assaulting/harassing them? Who are these ladies, you ask? Well it's the singer celeb spawn, the celeb spawn's eldest child, the sitcom and reality TV star, and that quirky Oscar nominated actress.
October 25, 2017

She has been doing a lot of work behind the scenes trying to take the cult down.

There has been some rumors that this B-list actress/model/celeb spawn has rejoined the seedy cult that she was brought up in. My close source says that's completely untrue. Like her mother and grandmother, she has been doing a lot of work behind the scenes trying to take the cult down. Unfortunately, some of her former friends that are still in the cult have completely cut themselves off from her.
October 19, 2017

No catfighting happened, but they did shoot daggers at each other the whole night.

Elle Magazine Party: Everyone was waiting for the altercation between those former bffs: that A+ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee and that B-list actress and celeb spawn.. No catfighting happened, but they did shoot daggers at each other the whole night.
February 1, 2017

Our actress interrupted him and asked him his name.

This B- list mostly television actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone much higher on the list is on a hit pay cable show that was given an extension of its life not that long ago. Anyway, a guy came up to her and said her sex scenes were some of the hottest he has ever seen and would not shut up about it. Our actress interrupted him and asked him his name. She then said nice to meet you and then introduced her dad who was standing next to her.
January 13, 2017

Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.

Remember my earlier BI about that celeb spawn who was thinking about bringing a controversial friend of her mother’s hoping to spite a fake celeb couple to not show up? Well, the HFPA kow-towed to that shady organization that the fake couple belongs to and told the celeb spawn she couldn’t bring her friend to the Globes. Incensed, she called up her mom and the family friend for any ideas. The family friend suggested a trick she has used in the past: pay the head chef $100 to spit in the couple’s food. Revenge can be a dish best served with a side order of saliva.
May 4, 2014

Rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to TV actress

What B-list rockstar spawn sent a package containing dog crap to that B/C-list mostly TV actress currently on a network sitcom after her daughter overheard her calling the spawn's deceased father and ex-husband junkies and drug zombies?
September 10, 2013

She says he didn’t actually hit her..this time.

This B-/C+ list celebrity of A+ list offspring was limping badly this week. She had tried to run from her celebrity boyfriend when he was wasted and violent and fell down the stairs. She says he didn't actually hit her..this time.