3 blinds in a row

This A/A- list rapper/DJ shoved a woman the other night because she took his vial of coke and dumped it into a pile of snow. The rapper looked like an idiot trying to snort it up while it was on the snow and everyone laughed. He got up and shoved the woman who did it. / The next casting for this UK reality show is going to be huge. Literally a thousand women want to be a part of it because the female stars of the tropical sounding show are the most requested celebrities for yachting and they charge four or five times what every other reality star can charge. / This closeted foreign born A+/A list singer finally got to be free and at peace at a gay bar. To put him at ease was this foreign born closeted former boy bander from a former A+ list boy band who showed him how to pick and choose his companion for the night.

2 blinds in a row

This A list rapper has been told by doctors he will die in the next two months if he doesn't kick his sizzurp habit. Despite almost nearly dying a few months ago, he is doing as much, if not more than he was before hospitalization. / This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and saw his career go to the crapper because of his general all around a-hole behavior was being his usual self to a hooker he hired for the night while out of the country.

4 blinds in a row

By my count, this A list rapper almost died last week. / This closeted NBA star finally found a beard who is perfectly happy pretending to be his girlfriend for that nice big monthly check. / Apparently the most recent overdose was the final straw in the relationship between this foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned drug addict and one of his team. / Maybe this former A list teen movie star could have done without the $2200 bottle of wine when he went out to dinner the other night.

Apparently the A lister thinks he can get the actress for himself

This A list rapper took photos the other night of this B+ list rapper and sent them to the B+ list rapper's B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show's cell phone. Apparently the A lister thinks he can get the actress for himself if he shows that the B+ lister was cheating with some naked women.