3 blinds in a row
3 blinds in a row: They are headed for divorce / Owner is a major creep himself / She tries to convince them to stay far away from him.
She met her husband through yachting
It was nice of the west coast Housewife to confirm what I told you months ago. She met her husband through yachting and she was a long time yachter.
Production companies don’t think they would earn their money back.
This reality couple who have starred on multiple reality shows have been trying for years to get someone to pay for their wedding. No one wants to and production companies don't think they would earn their money back.
Her husband found out about the other guys
What happened to this former Housewife is her husband found out about the other guys she was seeing throughout the entirety of their relationship.
Good Lord.
More Politics On Bravo: Good Lord. If this show was not already sucking enough, at least one of the newbies is a Trumpster and hates anyone who voted for Biden. It’s really not shocking in the area she lives in. But, it makes me hate this show even more… I’m so over this political divide. UGH.
Look for a very quick pregnancy announcement from this former Housewife.
Look for a very quick pregnancy announcement from this former Housewife. Then, look for her to try and explain the timeline later on down the road.
She fills Grey Goose bottles of vodka with the plastic generic Ralph’s bottles
This west coast Housewife gets wasted drunk nearly every night at this point. Oh, and she fills Grey Goose bottles of vodka with the plastic generic Ralph's bottles of vodka.
So Bravo fucking Bravo hired a new housewife.
LOOK AT ME! PLEASE LOOK AT ME! So Bravo fucking Bravo hired a new housewife. As news leaks out that this new housewife of somewhere and her husband are MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT. She is doing everything she can to be noticed. Sound familiar? Apparently, she is hosting a "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous Gala" at her home to impress the other housewives.
She can stay as long as she wants.
No one wants this west coast Housewife on the show any longer, but the products she has launched during the show make her very valuable to the channel in the long run. She can stay as long as she wants.
It looks horribly unconvincing, my guess is the “relationship” will end.
This fired reality star is still new to the game. The fake same s.e.x. relationship that looks horribly unconvincing is not a good enough storyline to get you another season. It really won't give you anything and when she realizes it, my guess is the "relationship" will end.
She hides her alcoholism really well.
This west coast Housewife hides her alcoholism really well. That being said, when the cameras are not filming she usually passes out about noon for a few hours before starting again in the late afternoon.
So many prescriptions from multiple doctors.
This west coast Housewife might have quit booze, but all the prescription meds just make everything worse. So many prescriptions from multiple doctors. She is also my most likely Housewife to be arrested after a weekend rager.