2 blinds in a row

As I predicted, this celebrity offspring actress missed acting and came back to the US and is now being cheated on by her significant other. / The tabloids are in a predicament. They are being asked to trash the late night actor, but the star is waning for the people who are asking. The late night actor sells issues and gets clicks. Drugs will probably kill him in the next few months.

Her name will be in the headlines

It doesn't even matter that this celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister isn't using drugs. Her actor boyfriend is and if he gets busted, her name will be in the headlines too which won't be good for her career.

He was ready when she became legal.

This late night actor had his eyes set on the celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister for a couple of years now, which means when she was just old enough to drive. He was ready when she became legal.

Misogynists, Inc.

Proudly calling themselves MSG Inc., which stands for Misogynists, Inc. this alliterate former A list singer who is probably B+ now and a documented abuser of women decided to have women degrade themselves this week at a party for a chance to sleep with him. Our former A lister and his friends who also have been accused of degrading women in the past made the women go through a series of humiliating games for the chance to have se-x with the rocker and his celebrity friends.