Now THAT would be an awesome pairing

There are FIVE celebrities in this blind item, so put on your thinking caps! We had to laugh when we saw this couple together at Coachella. Leading Actor and Dark-Haired Actress were all over each other. What’s the story with them?

Two gay guys both married to their beards.

The only reason this closeted NFL athlete would marry his beard is to take couples vacations with his long time boyfriend. Maybe that is the plan. Two gay guys both married to their beards. If it is good enough for that A list mostly movie actor and his celebrity best friend, then why not everyone huh?

Those pics sell, people! Even if it is all fake.

When you catch two celebrities engaging in PDA in a public place, you have to wonder whether they wanted to be caught. In the case of these two celebrities, the answer is… Absolutely! In fact, in the case of this actress and this athlete, you should expect a lot more of it. You are in for a long summer photo series of two famous and good-looking people attending movie premieres together… lounging by the pool… lunching at outdoor cafes… taking romantic walks on the beach… walking the dog… and meeting each other’s families. Those pics sell, people! Even if it is all fake. You heard us. Fake! All for PR purposes. What does she get out of it? She has a film that is being released in the next few weeks. Then she gets to be half of a photogenic celebrity couple for the rest of the summer. What does he get out of it? A "girlfriend." Enough said.

She is a world class stalker

This B- list mostly television actress who has been on two hit shows in completely different genres is also a world class stalker. As in she not only has followed her ex but also installed tracking devices on his car and at one point was following him 24/7 and slept outside his home waiting for him to emerge everyday. I'm pretty sure this is why he is an ex.