In the early days, they kept a running tally.

This retired band has been in the news lately. It isn't just that they deny the incident basically took place after previously volunteering that it had, it's that it wasn't the only time. In the early days, they kept a running tally. That all came to an end a few months later because none of them could count above a hundred.

Talk about a kick in the nuts.

I was going to title this the worst celebrity dad, but lets face it, in a world of Ryan O’Neals there are lots of horrible celebrity fathers. Instead, because I am sure, someone will pop up in a week or two, I kept it as world’s worst for the week. However, this is pretty bad. This musician is probably permanently A list. I guess. The band is. They don’t play together any longer. They will when one of the stupid f**ks runs out of money because he decided to invest in some get rich quick scheme and only discovers later that he is a ponzi victim and there are no such things as self-fertilizing llamas.