I have seen all kinds of contracts for all kinds of things, including fake relationships. This is not that. There was never anything memorialized in writing. It happened in the space a of a few minutes. Granted, these two celebrities knew each other long before this deal went down, but it was still remarkable to watch.

This dude. I can’t even recap another show about brawling black people. It is amazing how people debase themselves for money. And it is not even that much money. The WOMAN has sunk to new depths begging to be on this show. I can’t even share all the people who have told me this is not a relationship.