Every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

Because of the success of this horrible mom at rehabilitating her image on a reality show, and the way it was done with the help of her much more famous daughter, the publicist for this disgraced alliterate actress is using the barely there celebrity offspring of the actress to rehabilitate the actress. Every story you see in the upcoming weeks will not focus on the offspring, although, it should be for now. Instead, every story will be geared to how great a mom the actress is, in hopes of landing the actress an acting job.

Producers guaranteed she can remain until week three.

Once again the fix is in for this barely there celebrity offspring on this network reality show. Because she will be hated by the general public and voted off the first week, the producers guaranteed she can remain until week three. After that, they won't protect her any longer.

She paid nearly $500K

This alliterate A- list mostly television actress all of you know, paid nearly $500K to make sure a s.e.x tape of her offspring was never made public.

2 blinds in a row

This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably still A- list has not been able to get treatments for his disease and has been suffering a lot the past few months. / The career or the marriage? The people working with this alliterate actress say job offers will be scarce unless she throws her husband under the bus.

This was the right time to do it.

Just like I told you would happen, the alliterate actress pleaded guilty because this was the right time to do it. All that background noise about being innocent was just PR money being spent on the tabloids.