Just in time for a new gig…
Just in time for a new gig, there is a tape featuring a former almost A list mostly movie actress all of you should know who is doing lines of coke in between taking on four men at once.
She had to change her phone number multiple times to avoid her
This former A list television actress who is also an A list writer had to change her phone number multiple times to avoid the alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort.
He blames the woman every single time.
Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak.
3 blinds in a row
This celebrity who also happens to be an A+ list winter sports athlete most of you should know should be grateful there wasn't someone who called her for drug testing after the weekend she had. / The A- list celebrity offspring/addict and her drunken B+ list actor boyfriend got into a crazy argument at her place the other night which ended with smashed windows and broken dinnerware all over the house. / The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned esc-ort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.
There is no way she shows up for every episode.
The insurance policy for this alliterate actress to join this foreign show is the highest premium ever paid for a reality show in the country's history. There is no way she shows up for every episode.
She begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party
This alliterate former actress turned es-cort begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party featuring the former reality star turned B+/B list actress. The es-cort things it would be great for her singing career.
2 blinds in a row
The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.
The owner of the studio has better options
The mystery man with the checkbook has not shown up yet, so it is uncertain how much longer the former actress turned es-cort will be allowed to record. The owner of the studio has better options for a se-x in exchange for recording time than the former actress.
Setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age
After not having any guys within a decade or two of her age wanting to be with her, our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort is now setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age.
Wouldn’t discuss on the show
So, it turns out the married producer that the former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort/reality star was hooking up with during the reality show she filmed several years ago and wouldn't discuss on the show is the one who has been in the news as of late with his more recent reality star girlfriend. The only question is whether the vehicle from before was given to the es-cort or if it was another mistress.
Does the actress really think she is right for the role?
Apparently in the world of this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned es-cort, Ariel was a two pack a day smoker for fifteen years with a dry raspy voice who looked 50. Does the actress really think she is right for the role? That producers would take a chance on her for a LIVE performance?
3 blinds in a row
One half of this closeted A list reality duo was making out with a guy at a club over the weekend. Yes, it was in a VIP section, but there were still a lot of people watching. / This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort/multiple reality show star had a dress she was wearing the other night and had to keep pulling up. The tops of her breasts were covered in bruises. / This permanent A- list singer in a group and solo is being cheated on by her celebrity boyfriend every time she goes out of town.