Real estate fairy tale

You might as well try selling ice to penguins before this couple unloads their home at the listed price! It's like convincing a cat to take up water aerobics—unlikely and probably a bit absurd.

Her sister got the Wendy Williams version.

I remember when there was a voice of reason in this family. Financial responsibility and just plain old adulting happened for bit. But apparently everyone is drinking the Kool-aid now. I’ve heard from two different sources tonight with information. Source One: The spending is out of control.

She is rolling the dice trying to get a big raise.

This former Housewife who now has her own show has no money. She is rolling the dice trying to get a big raise. The thing is though, now the show is more likely to be canceled which will really put her in a bad financial position. My guess is she will then move across the country to her husband's home state and downsize and try and sell a reality show about that.

RSP is claustrophobic and refuses to use an airplane bathroom.

This reality show participant (RSP) just returned home on a cross-country flight with a couple of travel companions. After enjoying a few cocktails, RSP had a problem. You see, RSP is claustrophobic and refuses to use an airplane bathroom. We’re sure RSP probably thought of peeing in cup in RSP’s first class seat, but that plan didn’t seem feasible with all the attention.