No one believes anything she says.

You know this slimy organization must be feeling the heat getting closer to them if they are bringing out one of their least credible celebrities to speak out. No one believes anything this B list actress/part-time reality star says.

The actress has been sending bills

This B list mostly television actress who really struggles with getting good acting roles despite showing up in the tabloids on what seems like a weekly basis because of personal issues has made the producers on her new show ticked off. The actress has been sending bills for her daily hair and makeup to the producers for payment even when she is not shooting. She has also been sending them bills she considers remotely related to the show. None are being paid but the producers keep getting asked for payment.

There is a special salesperson at Barney’s

There is a special salesperson at Barney's. She works in women's designer evening gowns. Apparently she is in very high demand from female celebrities. Our salesperson provides an intimate encounter in a dressing room that makes her one of the best selling sales people in the entire store. Yesterday this B list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition stopped by and had the thirty minute special.

She propositioned both of them but they turned her down

This former B list mostly television actress who is now struggling to stay on the air with a new show got naked and was waiting for these two reality stars when they got back to their hotel room the other night. She propositioned both of them but they turned her down. One of them has already taken a ride on that train.

While in the fat suit she also had a bucket of KFC

This former B list mostly television actress from a very very long running show who has also done reality television and has been working since she was a teen had an interesting Halloween costume. Our actress put on makeup, a wig and a fat suit to resemble another former B list actress who she hates. While in the fat suit she also had a bucket of KFC and kept trying to make out with random women at the party.