24 06, 2021

No baby daddies ever get thrown under the bus in this family.

You go on national television to tell everyone that your foreign born athlete significant other is amazing and how he worked so hard to make everything right after cheating. It was all lies of course, but no baby daddies ever get thrown under the bus in this family. You look like an idiot, but you do it anyway. Then, not 24 hours after this airs, you get asked to comment on the foursome he was involved in with three other women. You then immediately announce a split so it makes it look like he didn't cheat on you for the 500th time.

18 05, 2021

Recent revelation

This recent revelation means that at least five celebrities have slept with two of the reality sisters and at least one has slept with three.

14 04, 2021

It wasn’t an original statement

With the dozens of employees the family has, you would think one of them could write an original statement rather than copy/pasting one they found on the internet.

9 04, 2021

The announcement was made the day the family needed a talking point

I am sure all of you figured this out by now, but there is no way on any plane/dimension/Bizarro world that this A list reality star is a billionaire. I think it is also quite funny that the announcement was made the day the family needed a talking point that was 180 from the nightmare that has consumed them since the weekend.

7 04, 2021

She exposed her DMs

This alliterate offspring of foreign born A listers who made their fame in different areas of the entertainment world, just got a tattoo of his insanely wealthy girlfriend. Apparently he is also one of the spotlighted people who messaged the foreign born 1.5 hit wonder.

9 11, 2020

The athlete hooks up with a lot of the friends on the breaks and the friends all get sent to the island of misfit toys

Interesting statement from the celebrity/reality star who is only famous because of the former A+/A list athlete she once married. I thought the friendship with the family ended because she hooked up with the alliterate athlete when he was on a "break" from the girlfriend he cheats on quite often. The athlete hooks up with a lot of the friends on the "breaks," and the friends all get sent to the island of misfit toys while the athlete faces no consequences.