Look for the tour to be dramatically shortened

Don’t believe the hype. This A list singer is suffering from really low ticket sales and is hoping an upcoming big television appearance will change all that. If it doesn’t, then look for the tour to be dramatically shortened.

The only question is whether they will sing together.

When your record does way less sales than you thought it would do and it is pretty crappy to boot, how do you fix it? You sign yourself up to get a bunch of fake awards while hosting it and appearing shocked that you are winning everything. Oh, and want to really juice it?