Do you see who is standing in front of us?

Asking anyone to keep them straight is hard. One half of this duo had a date with him. Next to him. Apparently this ex of the foreign born former A+ list tweener started hitting on our a-hole singer right in front of the date.

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. There is no way on this earth that this B list celebrity offspring is going to sign any kind of agreement giving up the nine figures she thinks she is on her way to collecting in the inevitable divorce to come. Would you?

3 blinds in a row

Apparently the push to go to a doctor for the umpteenth time by this former A+ list tweener to his girlfriend with her hemming and hawing finally resulted in her telling him she had a "miscarriage." Uh huh. / This A- list singer/B+ list actor had a show this weekend that allowed him a full opportunity to be in the dark with several underage female teens. The pitch black of the night backstage, he said was perfect because he really couldn't see their faces and could just "explore their youth." / Apparently this A list singer couldn't stay off social media and couldn't say no to her actor boyfriend when he said they should try some crack.

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born, still one hit wonder recently performed at a casino and asked a very big winner if he would like some company for the evening. / Apparently he also needs to let his mother know where he is at all times because when he was not texting with his mother he was face timing her. / This is getting strange.

He can be with whoever she wants while she has to remain chaste

The foreign born former A+ list tweener and his celebrity offspring girlfriend are basically just doing a version of cuckolding. The only thing is the former tweener gets to sleep with as many women as he wants while his girlfriend has to watch and read reports about it until she gets desensitized to the fact he can be with whoever she wants while she has to remain chaste.